There’s a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke

There’s a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke


– Now I don’t know if you’ve
been following the news, but I’ve been keeping my ears open and it seems like everyone, everywhere is super mad about
everything all the time. I try to stay a little optimistic,
even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky. Here’s how I try to look
at it, and this is just me. This guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse
loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse
loose in a hospital. I think eventually
everything’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea
what’s gonna happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a horse
loose in the hospital. It’s never happened before. No one knows what the
horse is gonna do next, least of all the horse. He’s never been in a hospital before. He’s as confused as you are. There’s no experts. They try to find experts on the news. They’re like, we’re joined now by a man that once saw a bird in the airport. It’s like, get out of here with that shit. We’ve all seen a bird in the airport. This is a horse loose in a hospital. When a horse is loose in a
hospital you gotta stay updated. So all day long, you walk around, oh, what’d the horse
do, what’d the horse do. The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. You’re like, the horse used the elevator? I didn’t know he knew how to do that. The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the horse at all. Like down in the
operating room, like, hey, has anyone, uh… has anyone hea– (makes clip-clop sounds). Those are those quiet
days when people are like, it looks like the horse
has finally calmed down and then ten seconds
later the horse is like, I’m gonna run towards the baby incubators and smash ’em with my hooves, I’ve got nice hooves and
long tail, I’m a horse. And it’s like, aw, that’s
what I thought you’d say you dumb fuckin’ horse. And then, then, then you
go to brunch with people and they’re like, there
shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital. And it’s like, we’re well past that. And then other are people are like, well if there’s gonna
be horse in the hospital I’m gonna say the n-word on TV, and it’s like, those
don’t match up at all. And then for a second it seems like maybe we could survive the horse, and then five thousand miles away a hippo was like, I have a nuclear bomb, And I’m gonna blow up the hospital. And before we could say
anything, the horse was like, if you even fucking look at the hospital, I will stomp you to death with my hooves. I dare you to do it. I want, I want you to do it. I want you to do so I can
stomp you with my hooves I’m so fuckin’ crazy. And he’s like, you think
you’re fuckin’ crazy, I’m a fuckin’ hippopotamus, I
live in a fuckin’ lake of mud, I’m fuckin’ crazy. And all of us are like,
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, like poor Andy Cohen at
those goddamn reunions, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And then for a second we were like, maybe the horse catcher
will catch the horse, and then the horse is like, I have fired the horse catcher. He can do that? That shouldn’t be allowed,
no matter who the horse is. I don’t remember that in Hamilton.

Ellen Helps You Find a Date

Ellen Helps You Find a Date


– Who’s single in here?
Raise your hands. [audience cheers] Who’s ready to mingle in here? [audience cheers] Less than the people
that were single. [laughter] That’s not even–
but anyway. Look around, find each other, and then get together
after the show. Good luck.
[laughter] You’re welcome. It’s not easy to find love,
and that’s why, whenever I hear about
a new dating site, I like to share it with you
to help you out. It seems like nowadays
there’s a site for everyone. I mean,
they’re so individualized now. This one right here I found
is called Cougar Life. [laughter] In case you don’t know,
a cougar is a woman who wants to date
a much younger man. Of course,
there is also a name for men who want to date
much younger women. They’re called men. [laughter] She’s–
[cheers and applause] Yeah. That’s right. [chuckles] It took you a minute. You’re like, “Yes,
that is right, Ellen.” [laughter] She’s holding a pie because,
of course, that’s how you attract
younger men. [laughter] It’s the pie they’re after. Here’s a site,
and it’s called Love Horse. And it’s a dating site. It says, “Dating for horse
and country lovers.” And the way it works is,
if you like someone, you click yes,
and if you’re not interested, you click “nay.” [laughter] Thank you. [applause]
Thank you. Thanks so much. It’s a great place to find
a “stable” partner. [laughter] I’m done. I’m done. This next one was started
by someone who wasn’t having a lot of luck with online dating
so he made his own site, and it is called
datebrandonscottwolf.com. [laughter] So it says, “The number one
online dating site for Brandon Scott Wolf.” So if you’re looking for
Brandon Scott Wolf, look no further. He’s right there. This is definitely
the best place to meet Brandon Scott Wolf. Here’s one, and this is called
Dating for Hippies. [laughter] It says, “Meet ‘free-spirited’
singles near you.” And I believe “free-spirited”
is code for “does not shower.” [laughter] Look at them–
the way they’re kissing. I don’t know what that–
what’s happening. It’s not really kissing. It’s more like he’s like,
“What’s that smell? Is that you?”
[laughter] “Is that me?
Who is it? It’s one of us.
Who smells like that?” She’s like, “I don’t know.
It’s someone.” [laughter] They don’t–
they’re just like– they think
they’re hugging a tree. They’re not supposed to kiss it.
They just– If you live in Colorado,
you might want to check out Stoner Singles. [laughter] Yeah. [applause] Yep. I’m confused by this. This site doesn’t even look
finished yet– which makes sense,
’cause it’s made… [laughter]
By a stoner. Anyway, for all you singles
out there, I hope that helps,
and for all you married people, I hope it makes you grateful
that you’re not single. [laughter]

First Aid on the Streets, Ep. 2: Bleeding

First Aid on the Streets, Ep. 2: Bleeding


Ah! It’s true, I’m Adam Growe, professional
comedian and game show host and I’m also a certified first aid instructor with
the Canadian Red Cross. And I’ve hit the streets to find out what it will take to
get people to go take a first aid course! Hey, how are you today? Hi, how are you doing? I’m good. We’re talking about first aid. Are you prepared to have a little first aid lesson on the
street here today? Let’s go! So, what would you imagine is the first thing you want to do if you experience somebody that’s having a life-threatening bleeding
situation? Well, I think in most movies they try to stop the bleeding so
I’ll try to stop the bleeding. Right! So you’d want to apply firm direct pressure
as soon as you can with something that is clean and absorbent. Okay… my scarf or like, I don’t know. If the first piece of fabric that I’ll find next
to me, maybe my glove even. I don’t know. Yeah! Apply firm direct pressure immediately with whatever you can. And then, I don’t know. Well, I don’t have any other piece of fabric so I’ll
probably just keep on pressing on it with both of my hands, I guess? Right.
And then maybe you could get somebody to get a first aid kit and they bring like
a non-adhesive gauze and you can do a little field dressing. Ah! So thanks, Susan, for participating. By watching this video you are not
qualified or trained to provide… What are you doing? Finally! Okay… But you
can be by going to redcross.ca and of course any time you want to provide
first aid to somebody you need consent, get their permission, and make sure it’s
safe for you to do so.

Help! James Corden Needs a Favor – Terry Crews Edition

Help! James Corden Needs a Favor – Terry Crews Edition


THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
EVERYBODY. I HAVEN’T GOT MY MIC. I HAVEN’T GOT MY CARD. SORRY. I HAVE A, I NEED THE CARD FOR
THE THINGS. I LEFT MY CARDS IN THE GREEN
ROOM. SORRY, SORRY
REGGIE, WOULD YOU MIND POPPING OUT AND GRABBING THEM FOR ME?>>Reggie: NO, SORRY. MY LEGS ARE BROKEN.>>James: SORRY WHAT DID YOU
SAY?>>MY LEGS ARE BROKEN. James: BROKEN LEGS. I SAW YOU WALK DOWN THE HALL. WHEN DID YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS?>>A COUPLE OF SECONDS AGO.>>James: WELL IF YOU JUST
BROKE YOUR LEGS,YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THE HOSPITAL.>>Reggie: THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. James: I’M LITERALLY ASKING
YOU TO HELP ME OUT. WE CAN’T DO IT, WE CAN’T DO IT
WITHOUT THEM. WE CAN’T — MATE, WILL YOU GO
AND GRAB MY CARDS. COME HERE, COME HERE. LET ME PUT THIS MOTORCYCLE ROW
PHONE ON YOU. HANG ON. PUT THAT, YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR
POCKET. I WILL PIN THIS ON YOU HERE. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>JOHN. ames: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>TEXAS. James: YOU HAVE A KIND AND
WELCOMING FACE. DO ME A FAVOR. THE CARDS, I LEFT THEM IN THE
GREEN ROOM. I WAS CHATTING TO TERRY. THEY’RE IN THE GROAN ROOM. WE HAVE ABOUT TWO MINUTES OF
THIS PART TO GO, MAYBE THE 0 SECONDS. YOU HAVE TO BE QUICK.>>OKAY. James: GO DOWN AND LEFT. GO FOR IT THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>James: JUST RUN THERE. THAT’S IT, KEEP GOING, KEEP
GOING. UNSTOPPABLE. OH, NO. COME ON. THAT’S IT. OH, OH. YES THAT’S IT MAKE YOUR WAY
THROUGH THERE. WATCH OUT. COME BACK, COME BACK. DOWN THE ALLEYWAY. DOWN THE ALLEYWAY THERE. JUST GET THROUGH THE CROWD. THROUGH, GET THROUGH THEM. GO, GO, GO, GO. OKAY. NOW LISTEN — COME BACK. IN THE PURPLE ROOM. THE PURPLE ROOM. TERRY CRUISE IS A SLEEP. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, HE’S A
SLEEP. HE LIKES TO HAVE A SLEEP BEFORE
COMING ON THE SHOW. DON’T WAKE HIM. HE GETS ANGRY. IAN THE CARDS BUT DON’T WAKE
HIM. HE GETS CROSSED. OKAY. HE GETS REALLY ANGRY. RUN, RUN, RUN!>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING! James: RUN, RUN!>>GET OUT OF HERE. James: QUICKLY. BACK, BACK TO THE STUDIO. THIS WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY. PAST THE REST ROOMS. THEY’RE ALWAYS THERE. MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH. GO THROUGH THE DOOR. THROUGH THE DOOR. GO THROUGH THE DOOR. THIS WE GO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THESE TO ME. YOU ARE A LIFESAVER. THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR A MINUTE. THERE IS A LOT GOING ON THERE.>>THERE IS. James: IT’S ALWAYS LIKE THAT
BACK STAGE AT THE LATE LATE SHOW.>>VERY EXCITING. James: WE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO
DO THAT WITHOUT THE CARDS. THANK YOU. OKAY. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
OF THE LATE LATE SHOW. GIVE UP.

The ‘burbs (9/10) Movie CLIP – Ambulance Encounter (1989) HD

The ‘burbs (9/10) Movie CLIP – Ambulance Encounter (1989) HD


Oh, Dr Klopek, I’m so sorry. You know, Dr Klopek,
when I get out of prison… I’m gonna help you
rebuild your house. I’ll even do some of the work myself.
I have the tools. Carol’s father just gave me
a brand new set of tools. Do I look like an idiot, Mr Peterson? No. Do you take me for an imbecile? No. You may have fooled the others,
Mr Peterson… but you don’t fool me. Uh, I fooled the others?– But you don’t fool me.
– I don’t? No, you don’t. Am I missing something, Doctor? Come now, Mr Peterson.
You were in my basement. Surely, you looked in the furnace. I saw your furnace, Doctor… but I figured a man’s furnace
is his own business. You saw one of my skulls, didn’t you? Oh, yes. I know you did. It belonged to a neighbour of yours. The name was Knapp. We took the house from them. I offered to buy it,
but you know how old people are. They grow so attached to things. Uh, you know, Dr Klopek,
I think I forgot my wallet. I let you keep the femur. Now, now, I want my skull. Or, perhaps, I might just take yours. Hans.Uh, hey!

5 Hidden Gems Thriller Movie 2019


Hello everyone, and welcome to my channel. 2019 has been a great year for thriller fans,
John Wick and Knives Out, among others, were highly entertaining. Today we’ll take a look at 5 great titles
that might not be as popular but still have good quality and surprisingly excellent performances. I will try to include variety of choice from
action, mystery and even comedy, Number 5. Hotel Mumbai Based on a true event, Hotel Mumbai is a story
about 2008 terrorist attack on Taj Mahal Palace Hotel. It follows the staffs and guests of the hotel
as they try to survive the grueling attack. There’s always concern on recreating a piece
of history, but Hotel Mumbai is carefully crafted for the suspense while also maintaining
respect for original source. Cinematography takes full advantage of the
gorgeous hotel scenery. This is a survival tale from dusk till dawn
told with great perspective. Lesser movies would use quick editing, but
here Hotel Mumbai knows how to handle its action scenes, and presents the full scope
of the event without being too exaggerated. This means Hotel Mumbai is not going to be
another Die Hard. There’s quite the power dynamic between
the hotel crews and the guests, mainly a couple from England and a shady character from Russia. However, Hotel Mumbai also gives ample time
to the police, bystanders, and even the terrorists themselves. We witness their motivation or how they fare
under pressure, and with good controlled pacing, it never feels overwhelming. While it excels on the technical department,
the human drama makes Hotel Mumbai a compelling watch, and at times even humble and honest. Number 4. Triple Frontier Half action thriller and half heist drama,
Triple Frontier is the more gritty and high-octane movie on the list. Story follows a private military contractor
who comes into information about a rich and cruel drug lord in South America. As it was written in heist movie textbook,
the rogue hero must negotiate with the informant, assemble his misfit crew and eventually tries
to hit the drug lord, lethally and financially. It has quite the star power with Ben Affleck,
Charlie Hunnam and Oscar Isaac signing up for the military oriented team. For a heist movie, it’s quite a straightforward
one, relying more on the action. Fortunately, the characters have more depth
than just ordinary gunslingers. Credit to the actors who bring intensity,
flaws and conflict to the screen with strong performances. A few unorthodox spins to the formula keep
it interesting, and show the chemistry between characters as they are put in one predicament
after another. Triple Frontier is beautifully shot, not many
heist movies are set in jungle or mountain but the cinematography here holds up pretty
well, especially on the second act. The grimy rainy visual adds more to the atmosphere,
and it doesn’t let up when it goes into combat either. Momentum might slow down a bit towards the
end but for those wanting action heist thriller, Triple frontier is a solid watch. Number 3. Daniel Isn’t Real This movie proves that an old fashioned formula
can still be engaging with good execution and performance. The story follows Luke, a young photographer
and student who has an imaginary friend, Daniel. Both the main leads deliver amazing performances. Miles Robbins as Luke captures the dread of
being haunted by mental illness. While Patrick Schwarzenegger, yes, the son
of Arnold, plays the more dominant and often cruel Daniel. The premise may seem familiar, but there’s
enough thrill and twist to elevate the movie into something more than a cliché. There’s clever dialogue and use of psychological
tension to keep you guessing and without spoiling anything it has excellent elements from horror
and mystery as well. I’d even say Daniel Isn’t Real brings
more horror than some of its peers from this year, while still maintaining strong grip
on the psychological aspect. Luke would appear normal at times but we can
see he is slowly consumed by the struggle, the movie takes good care on the theme of
mental trauma. Both the little gestures as sign of anxiety
and the more grandeur horror element are presented with equal excellence. It’s a terrifying and also a contemplating
experience. Number 2. Ready or Not Perhaps the best marriage of comedy and thriller
from this year, Ready or Not is such a fun ride through family feud. Story revolves around Grace who is married
to a rich family. There’s only one catch, she must play a
random game on midnight of the weeding night. The game takes a malicious turn into a survival
game, with Grace as the unwitting participant. Ready or Not is directed in concise and enjoyable
fashion. It jumps from comedic scene to sometimes horror
slasher flick with such ease and delight. The characters are so fun to watch in all
of their dysfunctional glory. These are rich spoiled unpleasant people and
the movie gives all the sweet joy of unbridled revenge thriller. The visual is over the top with every scene
filled with riches and opulence, making more impact as the contrasting carnage hits. It’s funny almost the entire time, yet there’s
a good piece of drama as well. Ready or Not is a festivity, unapologetically
entertaining, unexpectedly gory, and it’s absolutely one of the most fun I’ve had
with thriller from this year. Number 1. Uncut Gems Adam Sandler just came out of nowhere with
Uncut Gems, not only it’s a far cry from his usual comedy antic, but it’s also one
of his best works. There’s a level of energy here other films
just cannot replicate. Story follows Adam Sandler’s character Howard,
a man who runs a jewel store in New York as he lies, gambles and digs himself into increasingly
dangerous situations. Uncut Gems looks like a crime drama thriller
out of the 80s or Grand Theft Auto video games. It’s grimy, loud and it presents New York
bloody dirty secret in back alley dealings and glittering penthouse affair. It’s a crazy ride without any breaks, some
of the scenes are so absurd, like Kevin Garnett using a gem to boost his basketball mojo,
yet these shenanigans are so damn captivating. Cinematography is on a different league, it
conveys so much of the setting. You would feel both uncomfortable and familiar
at the same time as Howard meets with questionable characters, making just as questionable decisions. There are so many subplots and characters
thrown at the screen relentlessly. Most movie would falter on at least one aspect,
but uncut Gems struts with so much confidence you’d believe it cannot fail, and it doesn’t. Uncut Gems is nothing less than a treasure
for thriller genre, it’s a dirty crime thriller in the most glittering captivating spectacle. That’s it for the list, thank you so much
for watching. Please leave a like, comment and subscribe. I make 3 videos every week, have a great and
I’ll see you in the next one.

🚑COMAN INJURY CONSPIRACY!🚑 (Bayern Munich vs Tottenham 3-1 Parody)

🚑COMAN INJURY CONSPIRACY!🚑 (Bayern Munich vs Tottenham 3-1 Parody)


During Bayern vs Spurs, this happened! An innocent injury or, another Champions League conspiracy? The German Hitman Theory Oh, what a shame,
SUB ME ON!! The Dutch Hitman Theory Oh what a shame, yes I can come out of retirement!
SUB ME ON! The Polish Hitman Theory YES! Of course I hit the target! Sorry Kingsley! Goals to score, records to break! SUB ME ON! The English Shitman theory Go away! I’m not doing any interviews until the election is over! And The Danish Hitman Theory Hey Kingsley, I don’t mean to alarm you but my private investigator just called and said… …Jan Vertonghen has gone into your house. With your wife… I need to get home to my wife! It worked! Now go and do it on the rest of the team… – But…
– Don’t make me “Luke Shaw” you… Which way do you think he was?
Click “i” to vote now.

The Time Zack Morris Faked A Terminal Illness To Win A Celebrity Kissing Bet


♪ Zack Morris is Trash ♪ (school bell ringing) – [Narrator] Stevie the
pop star is coming back to her middle school to perform. Zack lays claim to her famous flesh. Lisa, president of Stevie’s fan club, in certain Stevie will have no interest in Zack’s immature ass. Here’s Stevie! Zack bet Nikki he could kiss Stevie and claims he already
won on a technicality because he kissed her poster, pathetic! If he wins, Nikki has to wash
his gym clothes for a year, attempting to force his
unwanted physical advances and housework on two women
at the same damn time. Stevie’s so happy to
see someone who knew her back when she was still Colleen. Miss Bliss learns Stevie’s at a hotel and insists she stay at her place. Stevie is pumped about her show and wants to sing a song
for one special student. Word is out Stevie’s looking
for someone to serenade. Zack intends to be that someone then leverage the moment for a kiss. – She won’t be able to say no
while the cameras are rolling. – [Narrator] It should come as no surprise Zack’s moving to Hollywood next year. A wigless Stevie got accepted to college, and despite her management’s
career concerns, she’s excited to find herself
through higher education because she’s got a good
head on her shoulders, especially without that wig. Zack hounds Lisa for info on Stevie he can use to win his carnal wager. Stevie loves charities and
lost causes, but how lost? – Earthquake relief, world
hunger, children’s hospitals. – Ding! – [Narrator] Zack is
suddenly not feeling great. Neither am I. Stevie picked a winner, Zack Morris! His doctor sent her a note, saying his dying wish is a Stevie song. Hopefully, it will add a few extra days to his over-any-minute-now life. P.S. Don’t be afraid to kiss him. He’s not contagious. Where did this guy go to med school? Belding announces Zack will
be onstage with Stevie. Miss Bliss wants to know his secret. Zack says he was just born lucky, which is accurate as he does
not have a fatal disease. Belding tells Zack he knows. Zack does his best
death-bed cough, pathetic! Belding alerts Mylo that Zack is on his way out, so be nice. Zack takes delight in his
new power of manipulation. He tells Belding to keep this quiet. He doesn’t want people
treating him differently, the only reason he’s doing this. Belding says it’s their secret. Oh, and he’s clearing Zack’s
atrocious academic record. But wanting to help, Belding showed Zack’s note to Miss Bliss, who wants to know how she
can ease his final days. Zack was feeling a little
weak during their last test. An A would really help. Of course! By the way, what is killing Zack? Clearly, it’s not his conscience. Zack says it’s a rare
case of, uh, deskarosis. Best he can come up with, pathetic! Miss Bliss says her grandpa had that. She knows the cure. You just need to hop up and down to shake loose all that
bullshit you’re full of! She can’t believe she has to say this, but you are not supposed
to lie about dying! It caused Belding real pain, Zack’s favorite part of the scam. And he hurt Stevie. Zack doesn’t care. She’s just some broad
who’s gonna sing to him. Won’t be the first, won’t be the last. Miss Bliss can’t believe
she also has to say this, but Zack’s Stevie song is off. Zack goes to apologize
at Miss Bliss’ house to maybe get that song back
and bumps into Colleen. She asks if Zack really
made a bet to kiss Stevie. – I guess you think she’s pretty hot. – Nah. – Nah? – Okay, she’s not a dog. – [Narrator] What a charmer. Zack tells Colleen to
deliver his apology for him, mistaking her for his
personal apology secretary, then tells Colleen to tell
Miss Bliss to tell Stevie she’s a real dummy for quitting
music to go to college. Stevie had it made because all Zack values is money, not learning, and what he assumes to
be a life of doing zilch. Colleen drops some knowledge
on Zack’s boring ass that entertainment is hard work. Then, psychology attacked
to feel Zack’s approval is the only thing keeping
her from being a dog, goes in for a kiss that is
way more than Zack can handle. Pathetic! The gang is gathered for Stevie’s show. Nikki has gym clothes for Zack to wash because he’s too dense
to understand he won. Wow, what a show! What a really weird show. This show is very weird. Zack says Stevie’s weird show was awesome. Her friends call her Colleen. Zack, realizing he’s the victor, screams like a spaz that
he kissed that girl. Only, nobody believes
him, listens, or cares because no matter what,
he’s still a loser. Let’s review. Zack Morris gambled over a celebrity kiss to make his female classmate
wash his sweaty clothes, and when he learned his
target has a kind heart, abused that knowledge by
faking a terminal illness to guilt her into kissing him, then expanded his
charade, exploiting anyone who would be foolish enough to
grant him one last kindness. Then, while attempting apology by proxy, which is not a thing, called the young lady he gambled on stupid for wanting to go to college,
and when he got that kiss, that he only got by being a jerk, and was too slow to know
occurred, couldn’t just enjoy it and had to yell about it
like a little blonde weenie. Zack Morris is trash! ♪ Zack Morris is Trash ♪ (school bell ringing)

You And Me – Lifehouse Cover + OUTTAKES – Morgan Flinchum and Lucas Fernandes


Hey what’s up?! I’m Lucas I’m Morgan and we will sing for you the song “You and Me” from Lifehouse so.. just gotta say something? I’m Morgan c’mon um I’m from Italy you notice his accent My accent is so normal it’s weird ? It’s normal yea it’s weird he’s kidding me he’s kidding me all the time so your accent I wuh wauh..%#? I just want to hear your accent in Portuguese right now Nao tenho n-nenhum sotaque (thick accent) Haha that accent’s so weird Sou Carioca po’ No it’s weird so I thought you said you’re from Italy We’re in Rio We’re gunna play some music for you I hope you’re ready I wanna, wanna play something in Italian ok here we go Enjoy itLucas: What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive I can’t keep up and I can’t back down
I’ve been losing so much time ‘Cause it’s you and me and all of the people with nothing to do, nothing to lose And it’s you and me and all of the people
And I don’t know why I can’t keep my eyes off of you Morgan: All of the things that I want to say just aren’t coming out right.. blip.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Ho ha ho Why? WHYY?! Nao podia achar (accent) aye aye (Italian hand gesture) I have one job to do Ahh c’mon! I have one verse No, I have many jobs to do You’re wrong, the just one verse you have and you’re wrong at it Let’s pick back up No. I don’t want to record again I will not record again, man We have to record again No Yea No, forget it C’mon No C’mooon Lucas: I can’t keep my eyes off of you … Morgan: All of the things that I want to say just aren’t coming out right.. I’m ‘tripping on words’ You got my head spinning I don’t know where to go from here Both: ‘Cause it’s you and me and all of the people with nothing to do, nothing to prove/ not one to lose ??.. And it’s you and me and all of the people And I don’t know why I can’t keep my eyes off of youLucas: ‘Cause it’s you and me and all of the people with nothing to do, nothing to lose And it’s you and me and ‘Awvuhwoo’ (?) people And I don’t know why I can’t keep my eyes off of you bravo yea I’m wrong something, but.. It’s good Everybody, from Rio de Janeiro Lucas Morgan See you next time Ciao, tchau, chow?

First Aid on the Streets, Ep. 1: CPR


“Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive” I might be a professional comedian but there’s nothing funny about providing first aid care That’s why I became a certified first aid instructor with the Canadian Red Cross and I’m headed to the streets to find out what you know about providing first aid care. Hey, hi, excuse me, this is not an emergency situation, I just want to talk to you about first aid, okay? Yeah, for sure. So how do you determine where to give a proper compression? Where do you think it is? Probably more centre of the chest. If you put your hand up like this and put it in your arm pit, right up to the top, then come straight across to the middle, right? You’ve got to be able to find with your palm where to go. Okay. “Staying Alive, Staying Alive, ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive” “Ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive”… Place your hand and put it right underneath the armpit. So as soon as you slide right the chest to the centre, that’s exactly where you’ll start. Hi I’m Chris the mannequin And I want you to go to redcross.ca to sign up for a First Aid course so you can get the knowledge, skills, and the preparation to help people in an emergency situation. Just to be sure, by watching this video doesn’t mean you’re qualified to provide the first aid skills we’ve been talking about and any time you want to provide care, always ask first.