Jonas Brothers: Sucker


>>James: HERE TO PERFORM THEIR
NUMBER ONE SONG, “SUCKER,” FOR THE FIRST TIME ON
TELEVISION, PLEASE WELCOME THE JONAS BROTHERS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WE GO TOGETHER BETTER THAN BIRDS OF A FEATHER
♪ YOU AND ME WE CHANGE THE WEATHER, YEAH
♪ I’M FEELING HEAT IN DECEMBER WHEN YOU’RE ‘ROUND ME
♪ I’VE BEEN DANCING ON TOP OF CARS
♪ AND STUMBLING OUT OF BARS I FOLLOW YOU THROUGH THE DARK
♪ CAN’T GET ENOUGH YOU’RE THE MEDICINE
♪ AND THE PAIN THE TATTOO INSIDE MY BRAIN
♪ AND, BABY, YOU KNOW IT’S OBVIOUS
♪ I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU YOU SAY THE WORD AND I’LL GO
♪ ANYWHERE BLINDLY I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU, YEAH
♪ ANY ROAD YOU TAKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU’LL FIND ME
♪ I AM A SUCKER FOR ALL THE SUBLIMINAL THINGS
♪ NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU, ABOUT YOU
♪ ABOUT YOU, ABOUT YOU AND YOU’RE MAKING
♪ THE TYPICAL ME BREAK MY TYPICAL RULES
♪ IT’S TRUE I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU, YEAH
♪ DON’T COMPLICATE IT, YEAH ‘CAUSE I KNOW YOU AND YOU
♪ KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME I CAN’T REMEMBER
♪ YEAH, ALL OF THE NIGHTS I DON’T REMEMBER
♪ WHEN YOU’RE ‘ROUND ME OH, YEAH, YEAH
♪ I’VE BEEN DANCING ON TOP OF CARS
♪ AND STUMBLING OUT OF BARS I FOLLOW YOU THROUGH THE DARK
♪ CAN’T GET ENOUGH YOU’RE THE MEDICINE
♪ AND THE PAIN THE TATTOO INSIDE MY BRAIN
♪ AND, BABY, YOU KNOW IT’S OBVIOUS
♪ I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU YOU SAY THE WORD AND I’LL
♪ GO ANYWHERE BLINDLY I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU, YEAH
♪ ANY ROAD YOU TAKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU’LL FIND ME
♪ I AM A SUCKER FOR ALL THE SUBLIMINAL THINGS
♪ NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU ABOUT YOU, ABOUT YOU, ABOUT YOU
♪ AND YOU’RE MAKING THE TYPICAL ME
♪ BREAK MY TYPICAL RULES IT’S TRUE
♪ I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU, YEAH I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU
>>LATE LATE SHOW, MAKE SOME NOISE! ♪ I’VE BEEN DANCING
ON TOP OF CARS AND ♪ STUMBLING OUT OF BARS
I FOLLOW YOU THROUGH THE DARK ♪ CAN’T GET ENOUGH
YOU’RE THE MEDICINE ♪ AND THE PAIN
THE TATTOO INSIDE MY BRAIN ♪ AND, BABY, YOU
KNOW IT’S OBVIOUS ♪ I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU, YEAH
YOU SAY THE WORD AND I’LL ♪ GO ANYWHERE BLINDLY
I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU, YEAH ♪ ANY ROAD YOU TAKE
YOU KNOW THAT YOU’LL FIND ME ♪ I AM A SUCKER FOR ALL
THE SUBLIMINAL THINGS ♪ NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU
ABOUT YOU, ABOUT YOU, ABOUT YOU ♪ AND YOU’RE MAKING
THE TYPICAL ME BREAK ♪ MY TYPICAL RULES
IT’S TRUE ♪ I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE JONAS BROTHERS, EVERYONE! PICK UP THEIR NEW SINGLE,
“SUCKER,” NOW! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!

Jenny Slate Once Faked a Mysterious Illness

Jenny Slate Once Faked a Mysterious Illness


>>James: JENNY, DID YOU GET
UP TO MANY SHENANIGANS AS A KID.>>I’M PRETTY GOOD. I THINK I’M KIND OF, NOT LIKE A
BAD MOUTH. I’M THE MIDDLE CHILD AND AS A
PERSON I NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION. THAT’S WHY I’M SITTING HERE. AND I READ THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY
CALLED BOY, THAT– THE AUTHOR WROTE ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD AND HE
WROTE ABOUT FAKING APPENDICITIS AND THERE WAS ONE DAY I WAS
GOING TO THE DOCTOR FOR A CHECKUP CHECKUP AND NOT FEELING
LIKE I WAS GETTING ANY ATTENTION. I SORT OF FELT IT OUT FOR A
SECOND. AND I WAS LIKE, AND THEY WERE
LIKE WHAT’S WRONG. AND I’M LIKE, AM I DOING THIS, I
I’M DOING IT I HAVE A PAIN ON MY RIGHT SIDE. AND THEY WERE LIKE WHAT DOES IT
FEEL LIKE. AND I JUST SAID WHAT I READ IN
THE BOOK. AND I JUST THOUGHT EVERYBODY
WOULD BE LIKE OH MY GOD, WE HAVE TO GET NINTENDO, WE HAVE– KNOW,
OH MY GOD, YOU NEED THE BARBY VAN, POOR YOU, YOU HAVE TO GET A
LAND LINE IN YOUR ROOM, INSTEAD WE ARE LIKE SHE HAS
APPENDICITIS, CALL THE AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW. THEN I WAS LIKE EVEN MORE
EXCITED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS LIKE JENNY! , EVERYONE IS SAYING MY NAME,
LINE– JENNY, JENNY, OH MY GOD, LOOK HOW SCARED THEY ARE OF
LOSING ME. I’M SO PRECIOUS. BUT THEN WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL
AND THERE WASN’T ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME. BUT THEY KEPT TRYING TO FIND
OUT. AND LIKE IT WAS– I KEPT TRYING
TO MOVE IT, LIKE INTO MY STOMACH BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING
TO GET AN OPERATION. AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED IS IS
THAT JUST A LOT OF PEOPLE TRIED TO SEE WHAT, THEY JUST ALL
LOOKED UP MY BUTT FOR DAYS. TRIED TO GET ALL THE POOP OUT OF
ME. EVERYONE IS LOOKING UP THERE.>>DID YOU EVER CONFESS.>>I DID, ACTUALLY, I FAKED
THAT, AND THEY WERE LIKE YOU DIDN’T.>>I DID, YOU FAKED IT, NO, JEN,
YOU WERE REALLY SICK.>>YEAH.>>OH MY GOD, THAT IS I GREAT
LESSON FOR ALL OF YOU.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>UNLESS YOU LOVE ENEMAS.

A Knight On Seven Inch…Heels (with Anna Faris) – Gay Of Thrones S8 E2 Recap

A Knight On Seven Inch…Heels (with Anna Faris) – Gay Of Thrones S8 E2 Recap


– Anna Did you see Game of Thrones? – Does Jon Snow stare at statues? Ya ♪ Gay of Thrones Theme ♪ – So right at the very beginning It’s 3:30 in the afternoon I’m fresh home from school,
which means… It’s time for Judge
Christina to hold court. – [Daenerys] Your sister pledged
to send her army north. – [Jaime] She did. – I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand. It appears your sister lied to me. (Gavel Slams) – Girl, but you know Christina Aguilera is gonna have to call her chiropractor after the 180 Sansa Fierce just pulled. – Sansa was like, Um, I get that you hate
that he killed your dad, but he’s done my friend’s friend a solid and me a solid so Shantay he stays – But Christina’s like, Ok, noted, however, his sister on my Evite RSVP’d plus Army and it’s War O’Clock and we don’t have that army so it puts me in a really
really awkward posish. But then a bit later Christina wants to make nice at the Winterfell Women’s Power Summit. But Sansa’s making like the Dixie Chicks and she’s not ready to make nice. – [Sansa] What about the North? – Allison Janney does the
same sh*t to me at work. Like one day she’s bringing me coffee, and the next day she’s threatening me with her dragons. (Whoosh of Flames) – So then, at Boston Market honey we find Hooked on Phonics slinging soup in the soup kitchen when he’s visited by the ghost of Galapagos past – I want to fight too. – And to be honest, I know exactly how she feels. When I was three years old, I was told I could not be a cabana
girl at my local pool. Like, I just had the cutest little
white short short with the little white… But think Saved by the Bell
The Summer Years when they were working at
Mr. Carosi’s place on the beach honey. It was that with a
white little pillbox hat and I was just cute as you could be, giving out ice cream sandwiches, pretzels with multiple
dipping sauces honey, Marinara, Ranch, Nacho Cheese, loved all of them. Oh except, I always felt that if you had Nacho Cheese and Mustard and you chose Mustard on
a big soft pretzel, like, where are your intentions? – So then later, we’re in the war room and everyone’s got their
“To Catch A Predator” hat on. – [Sansa] You want us to use you as bait. – Mr. Whitewalker, please take a seat. – That’s your best straight white guy? – Yeah, I’m really f*cking gay ok? – And then Solange says the same thing everyone in L.A. says, but never means. – [Missandei] I’d like
to see the beaches again. – I went 3 times in the 9 years
that I lived here. Maybe 4. – I live right by the
beach and I never go. – And then in a triple lets move that no one saw coming, Baby Kill Bill went from Jessie Spano to Nomi Malone in the blink of an eye. – [Arya] Take your own bloody pants off. – OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH – Who knew the last thing on that list was for her to kill some D (Steamy Noises) And then after that, Mr. Grace Coddington goes down
to the learning annex where he takes a course on the concept of patriarchy. – You’re not a knight? – Women can’t be knights. – Why not? – Tradition. – F*ck tradition. – Honey, – If a dirty murderer rocking an animal carcass can understand toppling the patriachy, any man can. But Anna, this scene is so sweet because Tilda finally shatters
the Dragonglass ceiling when she’s knighted by Brother D. – Arise Brienne of Tarth a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. – The smile on her face reminds me
so much of the smile on my face when I cheered at Senior
night in my high school when I was really a Junior,
because I graduated early, cause, like, I couldn’t
even help that I was smart, but I just knew how happy I was Just, y’know, to be really
walking down that stadium and have all eyes on me and you’re really just kind of like… (Clapping) – Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! – And the it’s F*CK WATCH 2019 – The big woman still here? Suckled me at her teet for three months. Thought I was her baby. That’s how I got so strong. Giant’s milk. We’re all going to die. But at least we die together. I’d knight you ten times over. – But the cis gendered, heterosexual nerve of Jon Snow to wait till the final rotation, last half of the long program, bottom of the ninth, 18th hole, moment to tell poor Christina Aguilera, that their entire family tree is just one massive trunk. – My real name is Aegon Targaryen. – That’s Impossible. – You would thing that a woman whose entire family is dead would be excited to have
a new family member. – But truly what I loved the most
about this episode was the Kevin McCallister of it all. They were home alone. Setting up plans. Doing booby traps. Getting all the first aid kits together. All without the help
of their moms and dads. ♪ Christmas Music ♪ [Both Screaming]
AHHHHHHHHHH!! – I have something for you. – Oh my… Oh my god shes the lady of a million faces. – Yep yep yep. – This coin means I will
kill 3 people for you. – Um, Thank you so much. My hair cuts are actually
$250 but this is great. – Oh – Stick a fork in me, you look amazing honey, you’re serving me season one Cersei realness. – I’m gonna do a study abroad in Dorne. Where are – My dragons? [Both]
OHHHH – NOOOO – Where are they? – YESSSS – NOOOO – And now you’re torn – She’s Natalie Imbruglia

Area 51 Box Fort TOP SECRET! We Found Them ALIENS (Nerf War)

Area 51 Box Fort TOP SECRET! We Found Them ALIENS (Nerf War)


I never thought I’d be doing this but what do you mean uniform uniform look do
you know he was doing what are you doing why is you dressed like this you sleep
on your hook and you turn on the news on the radio you haven’t heard about the
aliens landing in our backyard cuz we got some serious stuff going on right
now guys Jake you mean how our pool turned green from all the algae and
months of neglecting our pool that was not neglecting the pool those were
aliens inside our pool I saw it the viewers saw it you saw it and there is
an alien spaceship in the backyard once again you’re sounding a little bit
paranoid I think you need to chill out I don’t know what you built here but you
need to just calm down Jake no Logan they’re reading my mind they know that
on my mind right now I’m thinking about giving a massive
shout-out to one of our amazing squad members at the end of this video and the
aliens also know that the only way to enter into the squad is to hit that
subscribe button as well as the Bell button
that’s all you have to do to enter in Jake why would aliens care about our
squad shout out because Logan they are outside right now and they are preparing
to attack us which is why I took it upon myself to build us box fort area 51 the
most secure most advanced box fort we have ever seen in the history of Earth
and if you guys think that this is the craziest box for ever
then you need to slap that like button just like I’m gonna smack every alien
the trust take us down first things first Logan we
need to get inside area 51 and get you geared up because once those aliens get
down here all wars breaking lips now area 51 is locked by two different doors
that I have set up with a combination I don’t even trust you with and the hand
skandhas it reinforced cardboard wall surrounding the outside of the base
allowing us to defend it against aliens what’s on the inside the wall inside
them all right Jake whatever you say and we are locked on the first outer
perimeter now that’s not all I took it upon myself to stock up this for in case
of however big this alien attack is we don’t know what kind of weapons they
have what they’re up to but if they got flying saucers Logan I’ll tell you one
thing they ain’t using rocks and sticks alright guys welcome to area 51 the most
secure most highly guarded box fort we have ever created this is actually
looking pretty sweet we’ve got everything we need to defend ourselves
against this alien onslaught not only that but I’ve been working out and
getting in shape everyone that’s in this army needs to be able to do push-ups today that was just one pushup not for
today Logan now if you look over here we’ve got all of our nerf blasters that
we were able to use against the aliens we’ve got tactician rifles long-range
high-powered high velocity everything you can need plus we’re fully stocked on
ammunition I don’t know how many aliens are gonna be well let’s just say we can
take on a whole alien party alright this is actually a pretty sweet base looks
like over here we have a little tower where we can see outside
tonight four towers on both ends of the base the other thing is highly secured
to get to the next side of the base we have to go through the decontamination
Bay we don’t know what kind of diseases these aliens have so I implemented us a
little decontamination room go step inside Logan twice sting a little
bit and burn a little bit what do you mean it hurt a little bit that’s okay
it’s just decontaminating everything quickly close the door now don’t mind
the smoke Jake let’s just decontaminating everything getting
really smoky that’s all right and if you have a cold
also you’ll no longer have a cold this thing really does decontaminate
everything all right that should be good I’ll take you the next part of the base
it’s the medical bag this stuff kind of smells bad all right come on in here
Logan this is their state-of-the-art box for medical bay everything we need to
treat wounds paper cuts and even alien burns now over here we’ve got our table
full of Medicine blood pressure checker IVs that’s a city they are medical bed
that you’re not supposed to sleep on over here guys we got first aid kit even
some more bags of fluid if we need it hopefully we’ll never have to use this
room but if we do at least we have a medical room now let’s head on to the
coolest room in this place I Logan check out the next room where we keep all it’s
in this room guys check this out there’s a massive massive Tower
yeah the east tower gives us the greatest view outside the base let’s
just scan for any aliens or any intruders coming towards the wall so I
guess I just poked out this window gee there’s someone out there it
shouldn’t be out there this is an area 51 protocol whoever’s out there you need
to refrain from comment close to the bloke and that’s an alien I told you I
don’t think it sees us though Jake it’s doing something by the hand scanners
he’s trying to break into the base all right this is a Code Red Code Red
alarms are on this is the equipment room I don’t have time to show you everything
but gear up with what you can find and meet me in the armory we need to stop
this alien before he gets past the gate I only got one bullet proof vest Logan
so just use whatever you can find bully gear up we don’t know what we’re dealing
with guys this isn’t good let’s be honest I
did not believe Jake at all but there was something down there you saw too
right guys like big eyes okay well Jake’s gearing up think I’m gonna go in
the nerf arsenal and start gearing up myself hey guys I’m almost fully geared
up and ready to take on these aliens Logan’s getting the weapons ready as you
can see we’ve got a lot of devices here that we can use when we go out but right
now our main objective is to defend the base we don’t know what we’re dealing
with so I’m gonna using this helmet that we took off the crusher
it’s equipped with an oxygen tank we don’t inhale any alien diseases and
gives me enhanced protection alright let’s go take off some aliens
alright I think I’m gonna use this rapid blaster feel free to grab any weapon you
desire alright we’ll go get geared up come on we don’t have a lot of time
alright guys I think I’m gonna go with this one it’s a modified nerf gun should
be able to take out aliens my impact also comes with some precision aiming
devices like a holographic sight and a flashlight
let’s grab ourselves and ammo alright extended clip should do alright guys now
this might be the first attack of many so we better conserve ammo hopefully
loading gets queued up in time but let’s head outside and see what we can find
take out any aliens trying to take down our base Logan you ready ready Jake
maybe we take out one of these aliens we can analyze them figure out more about
them conserving ammo though we’ve got a lot but we don’t know how many there are
follow me you see she was right there we want to
make sure we cover the entire perimeter so where exactly is this alien spaceship
you said you saw it’s in our backyard literally out there look we can take out
these aliens I say we go outside investigate their spaceship they’re
coming to mess with my box for it I’ll tell them to mess with their spaceship the door thick skin must have put like
40 rounds in them between both of us give me pretty bad though I’m gonna have
to check out the medical Bay do you see how many times need to hit that guy to
take him down maybe I can find some info on him at the very least grab his weapon
see what are you using I don’t know what kind of diseases these aliens have I’m
going outside the wall give me cover I get closer to the alien come on we need
to get back to face they’re definitely using some sort of future tech let’s get
into the med bay we can analyze the weapon I also think you hit me up pretty
bad I need some support come on decontamination Jake what’s going on did
the aliens plaster hit me pretty bad okay both Jake I’m no doctor or medical
professional but I think first things first we got to get your chest our room
sit back and relax I think I know what I’m doing I got a Percy like I said I’m
no medical professional but I think this will do the trick
that’s not even where my wound is low gimpy Jake I got this
giggles open up no that’s not how you use it you need a bag okay no inside the
first-aid kit this should be a thermal patching solution feel the wrapping
around that should heal pretty quick tongs firing solution seems to be
working wrap the wound this should be healed fairly quickly I guess I guess
you notice that none of our Nerf darts did anything do these aliens the only
thing that took him out was this and I think I know why using a modified
version of Nerf darts might be able to replicate this in the lab figure out the
ingredients they use in this I might be able to replicate this more importantly
I think we need to find their spaceship and get these aliens out of here or else
they’re just gonna keep coming back and see what I can whip up and there we go
modified version of an alien blaster this should work just like the alien
weapons do loading in the alien blaster darts
and be able to take them out much more powerful than our blasters can okay
yeah it’ll definitely work now that you’ve replicated their blaster I’ll use
the original and let’s go find their spaceship
what’s the mammal in the crate there grab as much as you can and gear up
we’re going outside and we’re getting into that spaceship
all right mission simple we need to make our way outside towards the yelling
spaceship find a way in and shut it down through no more aliens come alright be
on the lookout for aliens and follow my lead looks like my bullets would move
outside Jake how many of these aliens are there no no they must have a pretty
big shift hold my legs sorry Paul Mille fois we gotta find a way into the
spaceship keep a lookout right there let’s go the ship I got him
nice shot alright I’ll take this let’s go check out the spaceship Jake take
those egg things that’s disgusting alright let’s go
inside – in five yo you gotta get in here and see this
whoa this place out – is the alien ship this is crazy
look at this attack careful normally this stuff is you could set up
a bomb but is that something flee ‘king maybe that’s how they crash-landed could
be like their fuel or something no stay away from it
check this out it’s more of their weapons look these things
Oh be careful we don’t know what those things do look at this this one must be
like long range should definitely take this stuff back go to area 51 we’ll bag
all of us and get back dude these are eggs we remember in the pool how when we
hatched the egg the alien grew in like five seconds maybe that’s what they’re
doing maybe they’re not like humans where they take you know 20 years to
grow and maybe they grow in like five seconds this could be a problem looking
we could have a Lian’s in the next two seconds these are the control systems
yeah I must do what they used to fly the thing nice this is the problem Jake gets
very interested with these things and before you know it we’re gonna be
kidnapped by aliens again I’m trying to get the thing to turn on a spaceship
take this thing off look the controls are pretty simple
okay wait the door just closed oh okay I don’t exactly know why it’s not opening
but just give me a minute here uh all right well when in doubt let’s just flip
every single button on and see what that does that really go to something really bad
there’s a lot of smoke coming out of that barrel thing burning up hold on we
try and give it some power here all right I’m gonna try throttle up here
whoa something’s happening it’s controlling
itself activated wait wait no no no no we don’t want on
autopilot on me where is it taking I don’t know smoke see it really

Off Days: Workplace Injury

Off Days: Workplace Injury


This is a HeadGum Video. Yeah, I mean if paid lunches are gonna be
a thing, that’s – that’s fine. We can pay for your lunches, it just, keep
the receipts for now, ’cause we don’t have the funds at the moment – Yeah, and we’re
hemorrhaging money, it’s fine – Yeah – Just not everybody’s pulling their weight around
here. Thoughts about my new jants? Jean pants? They don’t seem quite different. They actually look like the same pair you
usually wear. Yeah, I mean they’re fine. They’re good. One second. Excuse me. What is that? You injured my feelings. Hurt ’em outright. How many of these injuries are just the emotional
kind? To answer your first question – I only asked
one – Because it was necessary. Hm. Second question, no. You didn’t answer my one question once and
you had two attempts. I’m tired of you guys razzing me. Okay? Yesterday you called me a thin man’s Eugene
Levy. That’s right. Still an insult. You also tossed sharp jacks in front of my
tires as I pulled in this morning. Woo! And than? And than all of his tires popped? And than? And than he had to replace the tires? Cost him $700. That’s a full month’s rent down the hole. I didn’t realize and dan that is what happened. I didn’t know it would affect you so long
term. And than. And than it did. And than it did. And dat’s on me. So you can dish it out – Oh yeah! Hiya! Hiya! Sorry, you didn’t let me finish. It’s not a compliment. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Like I can’t “take it?” Yeah. That sucks to hear comin’ from both of you. So if it was just one of us it’d be fine? Well it’s nice to have one person stand up
for your ass. That’s a terrible sentence. Can I stop you right there? ‘Cause you know I replay these conversations
in my head, right? – No – On my way home, or as I’m trying fitfully
to fall asleep? Yeah, it’s like a freaking horror movie. Every slight, every micro-aggression, every
gentle ribbing that you think is so friggin’ funny, well it actually really sucks for me. Thoughts? Apologies? Uh, I’m sad for you. Wow. With another insult! Hiya! That sucks to hear! The only thing keepin’ me going at this point
is this list of zingers I have ready to hurl your way if you ever insult me. That’s right, an iron dome so impenetrable
that no matter what you say, it won’t hurt my feelings ’cause I got something just as
bad, if not worse, comin’ right back at you. Your fingers are bleeding. Oh! Why’d you have to bring up my finger! I didn’t have anything at the ready for the
finger! I injured it on a jack! What am I supposed to do if he brings up my
finger and than?!

Wicked Injury Tales w/ Charlie Hunnam, Rupert Friend & Demi Lovato

Wicked Injury Tales w/ Charlie Hunnam, Rupert Friend & Demi Lovato


>>James: NOW YOU FILMED IN
SOME REALLY REMOTE PARTS OF SOUTH AMERICA, RIGHT?>>YEAH, WE SHOT HALF OF THE
FILM IN BELL FAST TO DOUBLE FOR LONDON AND WE SHOT THE SECOND
HALF, THE JUNGLE STUFF IN NORTHERN COLOMBIA.>>James: WHAT WAS IT LIKE
FILMING THERE, IT LOOKED QUITE TOUGH IT. WHEN I WAS WATCHING IT I THOUGHT
THAT LOOKS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.>>IT IS EXCITING TO BE IN A
ENVIRONMENT LIKE THAT BUT THERE ARE CERTAINLY CHALLENGES.>>James: LIKE WHAT, WHAT
HAPPENED?>>SNAKES, SCORPIONS,
TARANTULAS.>>James: I WOULD BE USELESS.>>LOTS AND LOTS OF MOSQUITOES. BUT OF COURSE, I MANAGED TO
SURVIVE ALL OF THAT BEING IN THE JUNGLE BUT WHERE I RAN INTO
TROUBLE WAS IN MY HOTEL ROOM WHERE I WOKE UP ONE NIGHT WITH
WHAT SOUNDED LIKE A KNEW MATTIC DRILL IN MY EAR, IN INTENSE
PAIN. AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS
BEFORE ONCE WITH A GIRLFRIEND WHO HAD A MOTH STUCK IN HER EAR. SO I IMMEDIATELY KNEW THAT
SOMETHING WAS IN MY EAR CANAL. BUT WE WORKED SIX DAYS A WEEK,
WORKING VERY, VERY HARD AND IT WAS OUR SIXTH DAY SO THE NEXT
DAY WAS OUR DAYOFF. AND I DIDN’T WANT TO DISTURB
ANYONE. SO I MacGIEFERED IT. I HAD ONE OF THOSE NETI POTS,
THOSE IRRIGATION, NASAL IRRIGATION THINGS AND I FILLED
IT WITH WATER AND I INJECTED IT INTO MY EAR WHICH SEEMED TO
SOLVE THE PROBLEM. AND I WENT BACK TO SLEEP AND I
WOKE UP AND COULD FEEL IT STILL MOVING AROUND IN MY EAR. AND I SAID ALL RIGHT, NOW I’M
GOING TO GO TO HOSPITAL BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE MEDICAL
TREATMENT THAT I’M LOOKING FOR. SO THIS THING HAD BUREAUD IT AND
COULDN’T GET BACK OUT. AND SO IT DECIDED IT WAS GOING
TO EAT ITS WAY THREW, IT BIT A HOLE IN MY EARDRUM SO YOU CAN
IMAGINE.>>James: NO, I CAN’T.>>IT WAS NOT THE GREATEST
SATURDAY NIGHT OF MY LIFE.>>James: IT SOUNDS AWFUL.>>YEAH.>>James: AND IS IT ALL RIGHT
NOW, CAN YOU HEAR OKAY.>>NO, IT’S HORRIBLE– WHAT?>>NO, I HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE. IT BIT A BIG HOLE OUT OF MY
EARDRUM SO WHEN I’M ON PLANES HAVE A PROBLEM NOW. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.>>James: HAVE YOU HAD ANY BAD
INJURIES ON SET?>>NOTHING LIKE THAT. THAT’S THE WORST THING I HAVE
EVER– .>>James: IT FEELS BAD IF YOU
GO YEAH, I GOT A BRUISE ONCE.>>NO, MANDY PATINKIN HE’S
BOTTOM WAS THE MOST DRAMATIC THING FOR ME, IN THE MIDDLE OF A
VERY INCENSE– INTENSE SCENE OF SOMEBODY DYING, I DON’T KNOW,
HOMELAND OR WHATEVER, SOMETHING QUITE WIN TENSE. WE DIDN’T SPEAK MUCH AT THE
BEGINNING HE WAS VERY SEVERE. NOW WE’RE GOOD FRIENDS, DROPPED
HIS PANTS WITH HIS BUM IN– I WAS SITTING.>>James: WAS HE WEARING
UNDERWEAR.>>YEAH, BUT KIND OF, YOU DIDN’T
NECESSARILY KNOW THAT AT FIRST. SO IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, AND I
WAS SITTING AND HE IS A SENIOR GUY, JUST TURNED UP ON THE SHOW,
HE STARTED SINGING OPERA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TAKE.>>James: WITH HIS MOUTH.>>WITH HIS– .>>James: HE IS A MASSIVE ACE
VENTURA FAN, YEAH.>>AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU
ARE SUPPOSED TO DO. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE NEW BOY, ARE
YOU, CAN I SIT WITH YOU AT LUNCH TYPE GUY. AND BUT THIS SIGHT GREETS YOU
AND YOU YOU HAVE TO CARRY BE O, I LEARNED WITH HOMELAND JUST
CARRY ON.>>James: JUST CARRY ON, GOOD
ADVICE FOR ALL OF LIFE.