Notch: Are you a pro? (BOOM! all of you are ded) (Pop!) Steve: Hello world! |:^O Steve: a nice tree! Steve: I need some Stones (●´ω｀●) Steve: Time to BUILD! ≧◡≦ Steve: PERFECT! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Steve: Huh? Owl_Dude and Bald_Nub133: HAHAHAHHA Owl_Dude: Whats’s that supposed to be? (Hahahah!) Bald_Nub123: WHAT A NOOB! (◣_◢) :/ Steve: My house just looks fine ? (Pro cool Song) cool_Loudout_Guy: Nonononononononono! cool_Loudout_Guy: That thing doesn’t look good 😐 cool_Loudout_Guy: You can’t just place that and live in there ಠ益ಠ cool_Loudout_Guy: Ya need some Building skills (:[ cool_Loudout _Guy : And i will help you ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Steve: IS THAT MAGIC! :^O cool_Loudout_Guy: Let’s start all over Steve: I like my old house better ಥ_ಥ No.1 Super AWESOME (AND BIG) Building cool_Loudout_Guy: After you made the base struc… Steve: A Picture frame? cool_Loudout_Guy: (NO) After you made the base structure add a frame (Not a picture frame) cool_Loudout_Guy: You Build too! Steve: Why me (∩︵∩) cool_Loudout_Guy: On the backside too! Steve:Too much work… im.. to… Tired…… cool_loudout_Guy: Now let’s add si.. Steve: Ok.. Ok.. Fine… Pro dude guy cool_Loudout_Guy: It will look good! Steve: I need to take a break… cool_Loudout_Guy: Continue with the roof! (NOW!) ⋋_⋌ Steve: NOOOO!!!!!!! i want to take a break o(╥﹏╥)o cool_Loudout_Guy: Me use slabs, stairs and planks Steve: ●︿● cool_Loudout_Guy: Also on the sides we build a roof! ♥‿♥ cool_Loudout_Guy: Now continue by adding some details, come do it too! cool_Loudout_Guy: You can use fences,stairs,trap doors, these are just a few ideas cool_Loudout_Guy: You see we added leaves as decoration Steve: OMG!!!! (｡♥‿♥｡) cool_Loudout_Guy: And we didn’t only use glass for the windows but fences too! (And imma tell my friend to help me because im tired) ???: Hi (Im Kool_Loudout_Guy BFF) i will help you now (And my name is Aplle) Aplle: The back needs to be decorated too…>.
OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH Mario: Jeffy stop it. Jeffy: , Hey daddy! Mario: What do you want Jeffy? Jeffy: Well, usually I would do something funny right now, but I can’t. i would do something funny right now, But i can’t… Jeffy:Thanks. Mario: Well Jeffy Go To Your Room And Play Toys Or Something.. Jeffy: But Daddy I Wanna Play With You! Mario: Jeffy I don’t wanna be a parent right now! OK? I don’t wanna play with you. Just go to your room by yourself and play toys! Jeffy: What Am I Even Supposed To Do In My Room Daddy?! Mario: Play With Your Toys Or Something.. Hold Wait How About This? x2 Take this laptop, go to your room, and go on the internet and do whatever you want Jeffy: Whatever I want?! Mario: What Ever YOU Want. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jeffy: Okay Daddy 😀 Mario: *sighs* Thank god. Jeffy: Hmm..What Can I Do In The Computer All By Myself! Oh, I know! I can play Minecraft! Hmm Jeffy: Yay! I’m playing Minecraft! But… What will I do? Jeffy: Oh Hey Mr Piggy! What Doin?! Jeffy: A Mr Moose?! Get outta here, Mister MOOSE!
Jeffy: Get Out Of Here Mr Moose! Jeffy: Get Out Of Here Mr Moose! (Cow Abuse #SAVESML) UH x9 (Smacking Diaper But Not Really :3) Oh, What is that?
Oh, What is that? Oh, What is that?! That Looks Like A Green Booger! That looks like a green booger! Get outta here, Mister green booger!
Jeffy: Get Out Of Here Mr Green Booger! Jeffy: What Doing? What is it doing? (SCREM #1) WHY YOU DO THAT, MISTER GREEN BOOGER?! Jeffy: Why You Do That Mr Green Booger?! THAT WAS SCARY BLOWING UP EVERYTHING! That was scary blowing up everything! Jeffy: Boy You Blowing Up Every Day! AHH!!! A SPIDER!!! AHH!! (SCREM #2) A SPIDER!!! A SPIDER!!! AHH!!! (SCR3M) 3# Is the scary spider gone? I know how to handle this! …is the scary spider gone? I know how to handle this! I know how to handle this! Jeffy: I Know How To Handle This! #SAVETHESPIDERS (ALSO #SAVESML) #SAVETHESPIDERS (ALSO #SAVESML) All right, Mr. Spider. I’m gonna get rid of you! Jeffy: Alright Mr Spider Im Going To Get Rid Of You! Are you ready? Are you ready? WALLOP *GRUNT* RUN, JEFFY, RUN! Jeffy: Run Jeffy Run!!! *BOOM! IT’S BLOWING UP EVERYTHING!* (By ExplodingTNT) (BOOM-ITY BOOM BOOM BOOM-LATE B00MK) Alright, is the scary spider gone? Jeffy: Alright Is The Scary Spider Gone?! *nope you didn’t get it* *wat* HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?! Jeffy: How Is He Still Alive?! Let me get my axe! Jeffy: Uh.. Let Me Get My Axe! (Sp1D3r Abuse) TAKE THAT, SPIDER! Jeffy: Take That Spider! Jeffy: Man Playing Minecraft Is So Much Fun! Jeffy: Man Playing Minecraft Is So Much Fun! I wanna build stuff in real life, just like in the game! Let me go get my pickaxe! Jeffy: I Wanna Build Something In Real Life! Let me go get my pickaxe! Let me go get my pickaxe! *you idiot. daddy is gonna be mad* *not cool Jeffy* *PROPERTY DAMAGE* JEFFY!!! Mario: JEFFY!! whhaaaaaaatt? WHY’D YOU DO THAT?!
WHY’D YOU DO THAT?! WHY’D YOU DO THAT?! I learned it from Minecraft, daddy. Jeffy: I Learned That From Minecraft Daddy. Y-YOU LEARNED THAT FROM MINECRAFT?! Mario: You Learned That From Minecraft?! Yeah. WHAT’S A MINCRAFT?! Mario: Whats A Minecraft?! It’s a video game on the computer. Jeffy: Its A Video Game On The Computer! A VIDEO GAME?! YOU LEARNED THAT FROM A VIDEO GAME?! A VIDEO GAME?! YOU LEARNED THAT FROM A VIDEO GAME?! Yep. IS IT FOR KIDS?! IS IT FOR KIDS?! It’s for everybody, daddy. Jeffy: Its For Everybody Daddy. *I think Mario is about to be banned from the game.* …AND IT TAUGHT YOU TO DO THAT?! Mario: It Didn’t Tell You To Do That! Yup. OH MY GOD! THAT VIDEO GAME! IT CORRUPTED MY KID! KIDS SHOULD NOT BEEN PLAYING THAT GAME! I’M HAVING BANNED! x2 I’M GOING TO THE NEWS!
Mario: That Video Game! It Corrupted My Kid! Mario: That Video Game! It Corrupted My Kid! Mario: Kids should not be playing that game it should be banned Mario: I’m going to the news Breaking News: Part 1 bo do do bada doo baba boom pomo poom Breaking news, m’kay! Mr Goodman: Breaking News Mkay? A father is claiming that a video game called Minecraft is causing his son to do violent things. We have reported Goodman on the scene. Goodman? Mr Goodman: A Father Is Claiming That A Video Game Called “Minecraft” Is Causing His Son To Do Violent Things. *panting to show that he had been running a lot* Thanks Goodman! I am here, with the father of the child who claims that the video game, has taught his son to be violent. Tell us what happened, sir. Alright, so what happened was I was sitting on my couch and my son, Jeffy wanted to hang out with him. And I did NOT want to hang out with my son. So I gave him my laptop and told him to play on the computer, and that’s when he started to play the game, Minecraft,
No more ＭＩＮＥＣＲＡＦＴ porn (Constant rant about +18 Minecraft) Alright, so what happened was I was sitting on my couch in my son, Jeffy wanted to hang out with him. And I did not want to hang out with my son. So I gave him my laptop and told him to play on the computer, and that’s when he started to play the game, Minecraft,
No more ＭＩＮＥＣＲＡＦＴ porn (Constant rant about +18 Minecraft) which should be BANNED, cause Minecraft is extremely violent, and taught my son to break stuff with a AXE. which should be BANNED, cause Minecraft is extremely violent, and taught my son to break stuff with a AXE. Well, as a father, don’t you feel you have legal obligation to monitor what he is doing on the computer? U-Uh, I shouldn’t have to monitor what my son does. I-I-I should be able to give him the computer, and let him to do whatever he wants.
I-I-I should be able to give him the computer, and let him to do whatever he wants. I-I-I should be able to give him the computer, and let him to do whatever he wants.
It’s Minecraft’s fault for being so violent and it’s Minecraft’s fault for existing in the first place! ‘Cause my son wouldn’t never saw the game Minecraft, he wouldn’t have ever thought to break stuff with a axe! It’s Minecraft’s fault for being so violent and it’s Minecraft’s fault for existing in the first place! (NO ITS NOT!) ‘Cause my son wouldn’t never saw the game Minecraft, he wouldn’t have ever thought to break stuff with a axe!
It’s Ｍｉｎｅｃｒａｆｔ’s fault for being so violent! It’s Ｍｉｎｅｃｒａｆｔ’s fault for being so violent! It’s Ｍｉｎｅｃｒａｆｔ’s fault for existing in the first place! ‘Cause my son would’ve never played the game Ｍｉｎｅｃｒａｆｔ He would have never thought to break stuff with an axe! He would have never thought to break stuff with a axe! Well, As A Father You Should Teach Him RiGhT fRoM WrOnG. But, Don’t You Feel Like You Should
teach him But, don’t you feel like you should teach him not to imitate things and video games and TV? No, I shouldn’t have to teach him not to imitate things, because No, I shouldn’t have to teach him not to imitate things, because if he never saw those things in the first place, he would never want to imitate them! in the first place, he would never want to imitate them! So, the world sHoUld change around us. And we shouldn’t change at all. The World should change the way they are because video games are T O O V I O L E N T, TV is too V I O L E N T, eVerYthInG should change Because I don’t want my son seeing that type of S T U F F. Back to you, Goodman. Back to you, Goodman THANKS GOODMAN! We’re receiving word now, That M I N E C R A F T is being B A N N E D. of ALL devices! for it’s violent content. Mario: Well Good! M I n e c r a f t Was A Bad Game Anyway It Was Too Violent And It Was Corrupting Kids! So im glad. Jeffy: Well I Liked M I n e c r a f t Daddy! Mario: No! You didn’t like M I n e c r a f t It was really bad, Its a really bad game for you, It was corrupting you! (Don’t be dumb, Mario.) oh. Jeffy: Well Im Bored! Mario: Wha- Your bored? Yeah. Mario: Uhh- Well here just play on the computer again! (Don’t Start This again Mario) Okay, Daddy! (Captioner Face-palms) HMMMMMM???? What can I do in the computer Besides playing M I N E C R A F T ? OHHH I KNOW! I can watch YouTube videos! [Instert Computer noises here] hmmmm.. Which one should I watch? Oh, this one looks good! HEY DUDES! (parody of The Dude Perfect Show) WELCOME BACK TO DUDELY AWESOME! (Don’t you mean The Dude Perfect Show) THIS IS MY DUDE! AND HE’S AWESOME! AND THIS CUP IS ABOUT TO GET DUDIFIED! SAY BYE BYE CUP! *Insert Cuphead joke* BYE BYE! SAINEORA! BOOOOOOOM! THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED MAN!! WICKEDWICKEDWICKEDWICKEDWICKED!! WOW! THAT WAS SO COOL!
THAT WAS SO COOL! THAT WAS SO COOL! I WANNA DO THAT! Where’s my bat? DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! *sigh* WHAT DADDY LOOK! What do you want, Jeffy? Mario: What do you want, Jeffy? IM DUDELY JEFFY! WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- JEFFY!! What? Why’d you do that!?! I learned it from a Youtube video, Daddy. YOU LEARNED THAT FROM A YOUTUBE VIDEO? Yep. *sigh* DOING DANGEROUS STUFF AGAIN! I’m going to the news with this, That YouTube video should be taken down! Breaking News: Part 2 Breaking news, m’kay. The same father from the previous news cast is now claiming that a YouTube video is causing his son to perform dangerous acts.
The same father from the previous news cast is now claiming that a YouTube video is causing his son to perform dangerous acts. The same father from the previous news cast is now claiming that a YouTube video is causing his son to perform dangerous acts. We have reporter Goodman on the scene. (SIGHS) (RUNS AWAY) (PANT x3) Wow, I need to get back in shape. Thanks, Goodman!
Alright. I am here, once again with the father I am once again with the father who claims that his child was taught violent acts from a YouTube video. Tell us what happened, sir. That his child, was taught violent acts, From a YouTube video. Tell us what happened, sir. So I gave my son my laptop again, and he started watching YouTube videos. And he came across and he started watching YouTube videos. a video that taught my son to break stuff with a bat And he came across a video, that taught my son to break stuff with a bat and to do dangerous acts. (that rhymes) I think that YouTube video should be removed. Well like I said before sir As a father, you should teach your child right from wrong and not to reenact videos correct? W-well no that video should not exist in the first place because it’s so inappropriate, it’s dangerous and I do not want my son watching stuff like that so youtube should take that channel down and delete that video because its very very dangerous and inappropriate. But millions of viewers have watched that video millions of fans have subscribed to that channel and they know not to reenact the video. So what makes your son any different? Well, see my son decided to reenact it so so everyone else (I don’t care how many viewers they have) Everyone else should have to suffer for it because my son reenacted it and my son shouldn’t have seen it in the first place because it shouldn’t have been on youtube in the first place. So youtube needs to take that channel down. Youtube needs to delete the videos because that creator is making very dangerous videos back to you Goodman panting (slow ass) I’m not running this time! Ok. We’re receiving word that the violent video on youtube, has now been taken down and the youtube channel will no longer receive ads and will no longer make money Mario: Well good! I’m glad that video got deleted, and the channel doesn’t make anymore money. Jeffy: But daddy! Making Videos are those peoples jobs if they don’t anymore money they can’t make anymore videos. Mario: Well I am glad they can’t make anymore videos, I did not like their videos they were inappropriate and violent. Jeffy: But daddy millions and millions Jeffy: of people have liked their videos I even liked their videos. Mario: Well you were reenacting what they were doing in their videos and that’s dangerous. Jeffy: But I didn’t know any better Daddy, you’re supposed to teach me. Mario: (Finally realizes what he did) Oh so you’re saying that, Mario: I should be a better parent and tell you not, Mario: To reenact stuff that you see online. Mario: All right Jeffy here, you’re not supposed to reenact on stuff you see online, Mario: and Video’s aren’t video games do not reenact, anything you see. Mario: They are for entertainment purposes only. Jeffy: Okay Daddy! Mario: Wait, you know now? Jeffy: YEP! Mario: It was that easy? Jeffy: *Nods In agreement* Mario: Wait so your telling me that by being a better parent, and telling you right from wrong, Mario: You already know? Jeffy: YEP Mario: Wow, Mario: Maybe I should be a better parent and spend more time with my kid. Jeffy: Hey daddy, can I play on the computer now? No Jeffy. How about we go outside and ride a bike? (No SML Question today) (Now for Logan’s annoucement…) Hey guys, it’s Logan.
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I hope you enjoyed watching this video. I hope you enjoyed watching this video. And if you’re a big fan of my videos, please stick around because I have an extremely important message. And I uh really tell you guys some things. So first off, staring about 3 days ago, YouTube started age-restricting and demonetizing almost all of my YouTube videos. Now… If you don’t know “age-restricted” means, if you’re under the age of 18, you can no longer watch my YouTube videos. And it also means that the videos that do not have ads of them anymore. Now if you don’t know, YouTubers get paid off the ads on their videos. Everytime you see an ad, that means that we get paid from everybody sees those ads. So since there’s no more ads on my videos there’s no new income coming to my channel, and without my videos making money, I will no longer be able to afford to keep making videos. Even though I do videos for fun and even though I’ve been doing for 10 years YouTube has became my job. And, this is my only job and this is the only job I had over the last 10 years. So, to be able to afford my crew and to be able to pay my actors, we have to make some kind of money to be able to keep going. So that’s why I started a Patreon. Now, Patreon is where uh you can donate a dollar, you can donate 5 dollars 10 dollars, you can donate how much money you want. Uh it can be a one time donation, or you can donate every month. Hopefully, to you guys funding to this channel. We’ll be able to keep making weekly videos, and keep making the content we want to make where we don’t have to censor ourselves. Even though the videos will still continue to get age-restricted, and/or demonetized, we will no longer have to rely on YouTube to pay us, because our fans will be funding us, and we’ll be able to keep continuing to make videos for a long time. I don’t know what’s gonna happen in the future with my channel. If you guys continue to fund us, then we can continue videos, but YouTube is going to probably continue age-restrict my videos I was trying to find around it. I censored, “Jeffy’s Kids” I completely bleeped out all the cussing, I took out all of the inappropriate parts, and that video, as of today was age-restricted, and the video that had cussing in it is demonetized but not age-restricted. I honestly don’t know I don’t know if this is a glitch. I don’t know what’s going on but all I know is it’s a really dark time for my channel, and I have no idea what’s going to happen. I could wake up tomorrow, and this channel could be gone. So I want to let you guys know, if this channel somehow disappear, or gets deleted by YouTube, please go subscribe to my SuperLuigiLogan account, go subscribe to my girlfriend Chilly’s account, and also go subscribe to her brother Tito’s account. If this channel gets deleted, I want I want to let you guys know where you can find me and where I will continue to try upload video to. But it’s the end, thank you guys so much for sticking around, I love every single one of you. You guys are amazing and your the best thing that I have of my life. Follow on Patreon for SuperMarioLogan on weekly videos! P.S Thanks for watching! Make sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE! By WILSON PEREZRAMOS
If there’s one thing that DontNod love, it’s including in-jokes and references for you eagle-eyed fans. There’s no lack of Easter Eggs in Life is Strange 2, so let’s dive into some of the secrets you might not know. Spoilers for Life is Strange 2 on the horizon. Cassidy: “Oh god… he’s gonna call the cops on us, Finn!” CASSIDY AND FINN The two drifters you meet at
the Christmas market in Episode 2 draw on the last names
of two famous historical figures. Cassidy comes from Butch Cassidy, an American train and bank robber, and the leader of a gang of criminal outlaws known as the Wild Bunch in the American Old West. Cassidy: “Sorry dude, we don’t do leashes.” And Finn is named after Huckleberry Finn, the protagonist and narrator of ‘Adventures of Huckleberry Finn’, and best friend to Tom Sawyer. Finn: “You should keep your distance, dude.” Another point of interest regarding our southern belle Cassidy is that she shares her name with some talented musicians, including David and Eva Cassidy. Maybe there’s magic in that name! Cassidy: “You got a crush on me or somethin’?” CASSIDY’S SONG Expanding on the musical talent of Cassidy, the song she covers at the Christmas market in Episode 2 is much more than a pretty melody. Cassidy sings ‘I Found A Way’ – First Aid Kit It’s called ‘I Found A Way by First Aid Kit, and there’s a lot of meaning behind the lyrics for both herself and Sean and Daniel. With lyrics such as “I’ll follow you where you go” and “I need your condolence and your trust” you can see how these feelings are reflected in Sean and Daniel’s relationship, as well as between Cassidy and Finn. Co-game Director, Raoul Barbet, and the DontNod audio team go through songs and lyrics painstakingly before putting them in the game. What other resonant meanings can you find in the soundtrack? And more importantly, what do the lyrics capture for you? Let us know in the comments. Sean: “You have a great voice.” Cassidy: “It’s cool that you listened.” HAWT DAWG MAN The meaty and mighty mascot of Life is Strange appears numerous times throughout the first game, and there continues to be references to him within Life is Strange 2. If you have obtained the Mascot Bundle, you can customize Sean’s backpack with a thumbs-up patch and a cuddly keychain. While at the Three Seals Motel in Episode 1, Daniel watches the animated Hawt Dawg Man show on their motel room’s television. Daniel: “Oh, cool! Hawt Dawg Man is on!” And at the abandoned house in Episode 2, Daniel finds and reads an issue of
the Hawt Dawg Man comics. Sean: “Daniel would have been mad without these.” We even have a life-size mascot suit of him in the Square Enix office. He’s taking over! EXIT DOOR TO SOMEWHERE ELSE Chloe Price’s iconic ‘Hole to another universe’ graffiti is echoed in Life is Strange 2 when exploring Karen’s room in Episode 2. If you turn on Karen’s bedside lamp there’ll be an option to look at her side table. There, you can see that Karen has scratched ‘exit door to somewhere else’, showing that she’s thematically linked to Chloe by their shared desire to escape. Chloe: “Get the hell out of Big Foot-ville
and into Los Angeles.” 1337 TRAIN The train that Sean and Daniel hop on at the end of Episode 2 has 1-3-3-7 written on the side. A form of internet language called ‘Leet-Speak’ that replaces letters with numbers. That same train originally appeared in Life is Strange. Whilst Beaver Creek and Arcadia Bay
aren’t exactly near, they’re still in the same state of Oregon. So, it’s entirely possible that this is the same train that Max saved Chloe from in the original game. Chloe: “You saved me again… Crazy.” Those were just some of the secret Easter Eggs and references that may have been missed. Did you find any more? Let us know in the comments if you did, or if not, which was your favorite from this list? Subscribe for more official Life is Strange content and have notifications turned on to be the first to know when we upload. I’ve been Lucy from the Square Enix Life is Strange team, and I will catch you awesome possums next time.
Wooooh(GONE CRAZY) Wooooh! One Million. Congratulations boys a million subscribers oh hmmm What do we do now? *Ding dong* Ooooh Looks like we got some fan mail. Dear Paul, Congratulations on reaching one million subscribers. What an amazing accomplishment. We are huge fans of you Nerf war videos, and in honour of you guys reaching 1 million subscribers We’ve sent you a new bean bag and our new Sumo Air Lounger. Hopefully these will help you out in your future Nerf wars. Well. This will be a nice new addition to my room. Wait, what? What do we get? I think this is for you guys. Looks like ten pounds of beef jerky. Go at it. Well. That’s not fair. Ok, well I will tell you guys what. Nerf battle. You two against me. If you guys win. I will give you the beanbag. Alright. Okay. Let’s shake on it. Good luck. You are gonna need it. *bangs on boxes* (background music) Paul from PDK films. I need a supply drop. Repeat I need a supply drop. Here you go. Thank you, very much. Whoo. Whoooooo. Yeah. Bean bag’s mine. What’s up youtube. Paul from PDK films here. And first I just need to thank you guys so much by helping us reach 1 million subscribers. I started making youtube videos back in 2009, so finally 7 years later, I hit 1 million. I am honestly so pumped and I owe it all to you guys. Whether you subscribed way back in the day, Or just right now. So thank you so much. Go buy yourself a burrito. You deserve it. I also want to say thank you to Sumo bean bags, they have sent us a bunch of bean bags over the years for us to use in our videos. Including this video. If you are on the market for a bean bag, check out Sumo, they are a great company with awesome beanbags. Alright, that basically covers everything, I want to thank you once again for helping me to reach 1 million subscribers. We will see you in the next video. Peace.
Today is the big day, isn’t it? Ready to set sail for that island everyone is talking about! It is said our people lived peacefully until men appeared from the sea intent on making our lands their own. In GreedFall, the world and your story are ever-changing based on the choices you make. You’ll enter the island of Teer Fradee not to act as an assassin or soldier. First and foremost, you are a diplomat with all the social powers and status that come with it. You’re free to explore every factions’ settlement and deal with the powers that govern each. To overcome the challenges ahead you’ll need to befriend members of every faction some of whom will journey, fight and talk alongside you. Your majesty, I shall present you to the governor… Come! Princess? Majesty? Your are most confusing… But thank you for your help… Compose your party of three from anyone who’s joined you so far but choose carefully each companion brings something different to combat. Kurt, your loyal master-of-arms and mercenary of the Coin Guard guild makes for a great frontline warrior. Meanwhile, Aphra, a talented scientist from the Bridge Alliance specialises in ranged weaponry such as rifles and throwable explosive phials. Regardless of who you choose be sure to regularly switch out and upgrade your companions’ equipment and weapons or you may find yourself overwhelmed in battle. During dialogues and diplomacy your party members will chime in and react depending on your choices and what’s being said. My son, it is clear that this woman has no intention of helping us I ask you to forgive these foreigners, they do not know our customs. For example, Siora is a Teer Fradee native fiercely protective of her peoples’ rights. Side strongly with someone antagonistic to the natives while in her presence and an angry interruption may force your hand into bloodshed. Don’t tell me that you are going to humor this crazed assassin? Be sure to pay close attention to your party members’ needs. Each has their own story and unique personal quests ignoring them for too long may even cause them to leave the party. Petrus is a missionary of Theleme with a remarkable way with words and an outwardly fatherly nature that masks deep-rooted ambitions. Vasco, a captain of the seafaring Nauts is one of the more secretive, closed members of your party. Spend time with the captain and complete his personal quest line and he’ll inevitably open up. Develop close friendships with all of your companions and some may even lead to romance. Never forget: relationships in GreedFall can be as uncertain as the seas that ravage Teer Fradee’s shores Constantin, I am here… pull yourself together! nothing said or unsaid can be taken for granted. Ultimately the choices you make will shape the future of the island We didn’t want this fight… and the lives of all upon it. You are too blind too renaigse to understand! GreedFall releases September 10 on PlayStation 4, Xbox One and PC.