ResERECTION – The Penis Implant: Profiles by VICE

ResERECTION – The Penis Implant: Profiles by VICE


My children joke that I’m never invited to Parents day you know at school because what am I going to talk about. And they definitely never look at my phone because there’s nothing but pictures of penises all over it. My name is Paul Perito. I’m a urologist in Miami, Florida. We specialize in sexual medicine Specifically the surgical treatment of erectile dysfunction. When it come to the surgical treatment of erectile dysfunction truly there’s only one operation that is both safe and efficacious and that’s the placement of a penile prosthesis. I think many men are embarrassed with ED and i think it takes them a long time to search out some sort of a solution to it. But keep in mind, most men don’t know this is a solution They think it’s the pills or a pump and that’s it. Impotence leads to a shot penis. You’re going to lose about an inch of your penis every year you’re impotent so the sooner you get to a definitive treatment, the better. Penile prosthesis are covered by many insurance plans, many. People sometimes go “Oh my god I can’t believe Medicare pays for a penile prosthesis” Well, you know it’s an organ and it has stopped functioning Breast implants are purely aesthetic; the penis is an organ. When it comes to cash pay, it’ll range anywhere from fifteen, thirty-five, forty thousand. This is the inflatable penile prosthesis Spanish people call it “La Bombita” Why they call it la bombita? Because this is the bomb; the little bomb that sits in your scrotum. The cylinders go in to your penis the pump goes in to the scrotum When you want to have sex all you do is you pump your third testicle; the one that doesn’t hurt. You just keep pumping it and like a bicycle pump, the harder that gets, the harder your penis gets so I teach guys, you’ve got to use two thumbs; get two thumbs on it so you can get it as hard as you possibly can. So once it’s fully inflated then it actually feels just like the penis used to. You have a penetrating, erect penis. So these are indestructible. If you polled boys the age of fifteen and asked them how many have hung a towel on their hard penis? I would say close to 100% and you’d be surprised the number of guys that, for them, that’s their benchmark that they’ve had a good result. Not necessarily the coitus that’s supposed to follow. Many of the patients that come for implants, they are older that have married younger women, you know that are twenty, twenty-five years younger than them. This is Rick, Paris And they come to the office and say, “Listen I’m going to lose my wife if you don’t fix me.” and we fix him and they’re very very happy. Good morning guys. Please my office is yours I told Paul “if you wanted me to; I would kill ten, six-year-old, blind girls for you” Okay, because that’s how much he has improved my life. Let’s tell them about “Truly blessed” That’s why she got that. I’ve been blessed to, you know, still be able to be with my partner; be with my significant other and still have a very great sex-life In her case, she has kind of been there and done that and she can basically tell you that this is a good thing. Okay it’s the real deal, you know. I know she will never go unsatisfied, won’t happen, can’t happen. Paul really is all that. He’s that good Oh I’ve been out with him a ton of times Oh yeah we’ve gotten in lots of trouble together, you know. We used to do South beach and we used to do this rave club downtown and you know Paul is still young and young at heart, you know and when I’m with him it’s a little bit contagious Paris: I wish we could fuck right here Rick: I know These patients become part of a club and it really is a club and you’ll see one guy bring in five of his friends and all five of those guys want to get done on the same day and we’re not treating, you know things that are sad we’re treating things that are, you know really end up with a very happy ending. Sounds bad but… It’s a fraternity of men, all ages, twenty-one to ninty-two, that come to this office smoke cigars on the patio. They get to drink, they get to smoke, they get to do whatever the fuck they want. It’s truly a fun environment. My training program started about six years ago You know right now we’re just trying to train as many guys as we can on how to do this safely and predictably and tonight you’ll meet the guys The guys that are going in to it are just, they’re young, crazy, wonderful, you know, smart. I was just crazy, not that smart. I had what my dad called ass power. I just sat down and worked harder than anybody. I laugh with patients, I call it “Chorizo” which means sausage and they love it I go “Sacalo su chorizo” That means take out your sausage. or I’ll go “Sacalo su monstro” it means take out your monster and they’ll go “Oh mi monstruito” meaning my little monster, you know because it has shrunk. [In Spanish] Poor little thing. I’m going to get a cocktail. We have cases tomorrow of Peyronie’s disease, meaning crooked penis. Somebody sits on it wrong and misses. They’re fully erect and they miss whatever hole they’re going for okay and then you can actually break the penis. It’s disastrous and actually I did a study while I was at Jackson 100% of those people, somebody was high. Because you have to be high. From a reflexogenic [Sic] stand-point You move, you know if you going to miss but 100% we’re high, right When I did this with the cosmetic surgeons they were like “Yeah” You know they do 300,000 breast implants in the United States every year. We do 20,000 penile implants. I do 500, right. So if I’m doing 500, there’s something wrong Everybody should be able to do high-volume and take care of these twenty million men with erectile dysfunction in the United States So let’s get this number up let’s make penises like breasts, okay or dicks like tits, that works You guys, I’ll see you tomorrow My clients penis was amputated without really having appropriate medical clearance and without really seeking other less risky and less invasive ways to cure his erectile dysfunction sought the cure and treatment of a penile implant and at one point after a number of painful procedures he had to make a decision, whether it was going to literally be his penis of his life and he had to have his penis amputated so that the flesh eating bacteria didn’t spread to the rest of his body and it would have ultimately cost him his life. The loss of a penis to a men is probably the single worst thing that any man could have to experiance It has has profound physical, emotional and psychological effects. I’ve been trying medical malpractice cases across the country for over twenty years and even in the best hands people can die and that’s something that people need to understand. This is called plastic surgery or elective procedures, this is surgery so the chance of an infection, the chance of scarring, deformity or death is a realistic possibility. There’s two more of these. Today is a difficult case day. These guys have penises that actually go all the way back and point towards them. Their penis, when you feel it feels like there is marbles in it and we’re going to be demonstrating this technique that we do called “The scratch” where you disrupt the plaque from the inside. [Unintelligible]

The School Nurse: A Special Report

The School Nurse: A Special Report


– Good morning, Mark.
– Good morning. – How are you doing today?
– Yeah. A little bit of a headache,
but other than that, I’m pretty good. – [Narrator] Michelle Brasier’s worked in the school health system
for the last 47 years. She’s seen a dramatic
increase in both the variety and severity of conditions
that children come in with. – I’m a little boy, and I’ve hurt my knee. – I’m sorry, hun. Do you want me to call your mum? – I’d love for you to call my mummy, don’t tell the other boys though. – Children used to come in
with such simple things. A grazed knee or a sick tum. It’s just gotten so
complicated these days. Mark, could you just raise
your hand one more time for me?
– Absolutely. – Just your other hand.
– Ah, right. – Just shall we look at. How did you get that through there? – I was at home.
– Uh-huh. – I had breakfast. I jammed a stick through my hand. Then, I did math class.
– Just stop for a second. – So somewhere in between those events. – What’s going on? Are you anaphylactic? Broden. Broden Kelly, what’s
happening, what’s this? Broden, why have you given me an EpiPen? What’s happening, Broden,
uh-uh, Broden, Broden, no. Broden, sit.
– Ah. – Right. And that–
– That’s fine. – Just sit down.
– I can’t see. – Plop down, we’re gonna–
– I can’t see. I can’t see anything.
– Have you tried opening your eyes?
(boy gasps) Okay, okay, all right.
(boy shrieks) Okay, you never know
what issue’s gonna come through the door next so
you’re always on your toes, which is exciting. – It’s printing! – Okay.
– Woo! – Okay.
– Woo! – Oh, that’s it, okay. All right.
– Woo! – There’s a man in my ham sandwich. – Pardon? – I said there’s a man. There’s a man in my ham sandwich. Why’s there a man in there? – I got 10–
(chattering) – Oh.
– If you tell anyone about this, I will find out where you live. – All right.
– And I’ll burn your house down. Because this 10 is for Mark. – Come.
– I’m land locked! – Sit down.
– Where’s the sea? – Hey.
(Broden hums) Mm, salty air on my lungs. (grunts) The sea breeze,
breathe it in, boys. Take in that sea breeze, boys. – Oh no, he’s gone.
– Who? Who’s gone, Zach?
– I found him. – Okay.
– He’s gone. I found him. He’s gone. He’s back. He’s gone. – Is this a cowboy?
– He’s back! – Sometimes, it doesn’t even
feel like sick children. It feels like the same
three 30-year-old men walking in and doing weird shit. (man laughs) (man groans) – (laughs) I’m here. (man hums) No. (man groans) – Hi.
(man groans) – A gun shot.
– What? Oh no.
(man thumps) – Oh no! – Up, we go!
– Yes, get me onto the bed.
– Okay. – Yes. Very good. Will you make an honest woman of yourself? – Pardon? – You must marry Lord Brussleton. – Pardon? – You must marry Lord Brussleton. – I’m not–
– Then you shall make me the happiest father that’s ever did live. (prestigious music) (man exhales) – Gun shot, next on Nine. I’ve had a gun shot to my abdomen. – You want a lollipop?
– Ah, fuck yeah. – [Narrator] As for the
solutions, Michelle has no idea. – I mean, it’s just so
complicated, isn’t it? It’s like my mum used to say. I think there is nothing that
can’t be fixed by a smile. – I’m a little baby. I just came out of a vagina. (upbeat music) Nothing you’re doing is wrong This – you don’t think this would upset Jesus? I – I think you couldn’t upset Jesus if you tried. – You think Jesus Christ would see me, Mark Bonnano doing this, for this fuckin’ shoot – Yes?
– And he’d be like… “You’re gettin’ in”

Area 51 Box Fort TOP SECRET! We Found Them ALIENS (Nerf War)

Area 51 Box Fort TOP SECRET! We Found Them ALIENS (Nerf War)


I never thought I’d be doing this but what do you mean uniform uniform look do
you know he was doing what are you doing why is you dressed like this you sleep
on your hook and you turn on the news on the radio you haven’t heard about the
aliens landing in our backyard cuz we got some serious stuff going on right
now guys Jake you mean how our pool turned green from all the algae and
months of neglecting our pool that was not neglecting the pool those were
aliens inside our pool I saw it the viewers saw it you saw it and there is
an alien spaceship in the backyard once again you’re sounding a little bit
paranoid I think you need to chill out I don’t know what you built here but you
need to just calm down Jake no Logan they’re reading my mind they know that
on my mind right now I’m thinking about giving a massive
shout-out to one of our amazing squad members at the end of this video and the
aliens also know that the only way to enter into the squad is to hit that
subscribe button as well as the Bell button
that’s all you have to do to enter in Jake why would aliens care about our
squad shout out because Logan they are outside right now and they are preparing
to attack us which is why I took it upon myself to build us box fort area 51 the
most secure most advanced box fort we have ever seen in the history of Earth
and if you guys think that this is the craziest box for ever
then you need to slap that like button just like I’m gonna smack every alien
the trust take us down first things first Logan we
need to get inside area 51 and get you geared up because once those aliens get
down here all wars breaking lips now area 51 is locked by two different doors
that I have set up with a combination I don’t even trust you with and the hand
skandhas it reinforced cardboard wall surrounding the outside of the base
allowing us to defend it against aliens what’s on the inside the wall inside
them all right Jake whatever you say and we are locked on the first outer
perimeter now that’s not all I took it upon myself to stock up this for in case
of however big this alien attack is we don’t know what kind of weapons they
have what they’re up to but if they got flying saucers Logan I’ll tell you one
thing they ain’t using rocks and sticks alright guys welcome to area 51 the most
secure most highly guarded box fort we have ever created this is actually
looking pretty sweet we’ve got everything we need to defend ourselves
against this alien onslaught not only that but I’ve been working out and
getting in shape everyone that’s in this army needs to be able to do push-ups today that was just one pushup not for
today Logan now if you look over here we’ve got all of our nerf blasters that
we were able to use against the aliens we’ve got tactician rifles long-range
high-powered high velocity everything you can need plus we’re fully stocked on
ammunition I don’t know how many aliens are gonna be well let’s just say we can
take on a whole alien party alright this is actually a pretty sweet base looks
like over here we have a little tower where we can see outside
tonight four towers on both ends of the base the other thing is highly secured
to get to the next side of the base we have to go through the decontamination
Bay we don’t know what kind of diseases these aliens have so I implemented us a
little decontamination room go step inside Logan twice sting a little
bit and burn a little bit what do you mean it hurt a little bit that’s okay
it’s just decontaminating everything quickly close the door now don’t mind
the smoke Jake let’s just decontaminating everything getting
really smoky that’s all right and if you have a cold
also you’ll no longer have a cold this thing really does decontaminate
everything all right that should be good I’ll take you the next part of the base
it’s the medical bag this stuff kind of smells bad all right come on in here
Logan this is their state-of-the-art box for medical bay everything we need to
treat wounds paper cuts and even alien burns now over here we’ve got our table
full of Medicine blood pressure checker IVs that’s a city they are medical bed
that you’re not supposed to sleep on over here guys we got first aid kit even
some more bags of fluid if we need it hopefully we’ll never have to use this
room but if we do at least we have a medical room now let’s head on to the
coolest room in this place I Logan check out the next room where we keep all it’s
in this room guys check this out there’s a massive massive Tower
yeah the east tower gives us the greatest view outside the base let’s
just scan for any aliens or any intruders coming towards the wall so I
guess I just poked out this window gee there’s someone out there it
shouldn’t be out there this is an area 51 protocol whoever’s out there you need
to refrain from comment close to the bloke and that’s an alien I told you I
don’t think it sees us though Jake it’s doing something by the hand scanners
he’s trying to break into the base all right this is a Code Red Code Red
alarms are on this is the equipment room I don’t have time to show you everything
but gear up with what you can find and meet me in the armory we need to stop
this alien before he gets past the gate I only got one bullet proof vest Logan
so just use whatever you can find bully gear up we don’t know what we’re dealing
with guys this isn’t good let’s be honest I
did not believe Jake at all but there was something down there you saw too
right guys like big eyes okay well Jake’s gearing up think I’m gonna go in
the nerf arsenal and start gearing up myself hey guys I’m almost fully geared
up and ready to take on these aliens Logan’s getting the weapons ready as you
can see we’ve got a lot of devices here that we can use when we go out but right
now our main objective is to defend the base we don’t know what we’re dealing
with so I’m gonna using this helmet that we took off the crusher
it’s equipped with an oxygen tank we don’t inhale any alien diseases and
gives me enhanced protection alright let’s go take off some aliens
alright I think I’m gonna use this rapid blaster feel free to grab any weapon you
desire alright we’ll go get geared up come on we don’t have a lot of time
alright guys I think I’m gonna go with this one it’s a modified nerf gun should
be able to take out aliens my impact also comes with some precision aiming
devices like a holographic sight and a flashlight
let’s grab ourselves and ammo alright extended clip should do alright guys now
this might be the first attack of many so we better conserve ammo hopefully
loading gets queued up in time but let’s head outside and see what we can find
take out any aliens trying to take down our base Logan you ready ready Jake
maybe we take out one of these aliens we can analyze them figure out more about
them conserving ammo though we’ve got a lot but we don’t know how many there are
follow me you see she was right there we want to
make sure we cover the entire perimeter so where exactly is this alien spaceship
you said you saw it’s in our backyard literally out there look we can take out
these aliens I say we go outside investigate their spaceship they’re
coming to mess with my box for it I’ll tell them to mess with their spaceship the door thick skin must have put like
40 rounds in them between both of us give me pretty bad though I’m gonna have
to check out the medical Bay do you see how many times need to hit that guy to
take him down maybe I can find some info on him at the very least grab his weapon
see what are you using I don’t know what kind of diseases these aliens have I’m
going outside the wall give me cover I get closer to the alien come on we need
to get back to face they’re definitely using some sort of future tech let’s get
into the med bay we can analyze the weapon I also think you hit me up pretty
bad I need some support come on decontamination Jake what’s going on did
the aliens plaster hit me pretty bad okay both Jake I’m no doctor or medical
professional but I think first things first we got to get your chest our room
sit back and relax I think I know what I’m doing I got a Percy like I said I’m
no medical professional but I think this will do the trick
that’s not even where my wound is low gimpy Jake I got this
giggles open up no that’s not how you use it you need a bag okay no inside the
first-aid kit this should be a thermal patching solution feel the wrapping
around that should heal pretty quick tongs firing solution seems to be
working wrap the wound this should be healed fairly quickly I guess I guess
you notice that none of our Nerf darts did anything do these aliens the only
thing that took him out was this and I think I know why using a modified
version of Nerf darts might be able to replicate this in the lab figure out the
ingredients they use in this I might be able to replicate this more importantly
I think we need to find their spaceship and get these aliens out of here or else
they’re just gonna keep coming back and see what I can whip up and there we go
modified version of an alien blaster this should work just like the alien
weapons do loading in the alien blaster darts
and be able to take them out much more powerful than our blasters can okay
yeah it’ll definitely work now that you’ve replicated their blaster I’ll use
the original and let’s go find their spaceship
what’s the mammal in the crate there grab as much as you can and gear up
we’re going outside and we’re getting into that spaceship
all right mission simple we need to make our way outside towards the yelling
spaceship find a way in and shut it down through no more aliens come alright be
on the lookout for aliens and follow my lead looks like my bullets would move
outside Jake how many of these aliens are there no no they must have a pretty
big shift hold my legs sorry Paul Mille fois we gotta find a way into the
spaceship keep a lookout right there let’s go the ship I got him
nice shot alright I’ll take this let’s go check out the spaceship Jake take
those egg things that’s disgusting alright let’s go
inside – in five yo you gotta get in here and see this
whoa this place out – is the alien ship this is crazy
look at this attack careful normally this stuff is you could set up
a bomb but is that something flee ‘king maybe that’s how they crash-landed could
be like their fuel or something no stay away from it
check this out it’s more of their weapons look these things
Oh be careful we don’t know what those things do look at this this one must be
like long range should definitely take this stuff back go to area 51 we’ll bag
all of us and get back dude these are eggs we remember in the pool how when we
hatched the egg the alien grew in like five seconds maybe that’s what they’re
doing maybe they’re not like humans where they take you know 20 years to
grow and maybe they grow in like five seconds this could be a problem looking
we could have a Lian’s in the next two seconds these are the control systems
yeah I must do what they used to fly the thing nice this is the problem Jake gets
very interested with these things and before you know it we’re gonna be
kidnapped by aliens again I’m trying to get the thing to turn on a spaceship
take this thing off look the controls are pretty simple
okay wait the door just closed oh okay I don’t exactly know why it’s not opening
but just give me a minute here uh all right well when in doubt let’s just flip
every single button on and see what that does that really go to something really bad
there’s a lot of smoke coming out of that barrel thing burning up hold on we
try and give it some power here all right I’m gonna try throttle up here
whoa something’s happening it’s controlling
itself activated wait wait no no no no we don’t want on
autopilot on me where is it taking I don’t know smoke see it really

Oti reduced to tears by dancer Ellie’s emotional performance – The Greatest Dancer | Auditions

Oti reduced to tears by dancer Ellie’s emotional performance – The Greatest Dancer | Auditions


INTERCOM BUZZES Hello, Greatest Dancer Studio. This is where I get nervous,
waiting for them to come in. Hello! Come on through. How are you doing? Good, thanks, how are you?
Very well, thank you. What’s your name? Ellie. I’m Ellie’s mum, Aileen, and we’re
from Livingston in Scotland. Ellie is 14 years old
and she absolutely loves to dance. # I can do it # I can do it # I can do it. # So, you don’t come
from a family of dancers? No. Mum says I was three and I kept begging her
to go to the dancing gymnastics, and I haven’t stopped since. I think we realised Ellie
had a natural talent probably round about the age of six. Everyone who watched her said she just had something,
she had something special. Just breathe. Aww. She looks a little bit nervous. Aww. To me, Ellie is the greatest dancer
because of her commitment. She gives up parties, she gives up
nights out with friends, she gives up so many things. Ellie makes us proud every day – not just as a dancer,
as the girl that she is, and when she actually
comes on stage, I’m in awe of her. She seems so scared. Mm. OK, now they are ready
for you, Ellie, so I’m going to ask you
to go through to the audition. Best of luck. Thank you. Aww, bless her. # I’m only human # Just a little human. # MUSIC: In This Shirt
by The Irrepressibles # I am lost # In a rainbow # Now our rainbow is gone # And his touch # Must be wanted # Must become… # Come on, Ellie. # But I need Jake to tell you # That I love you # It never rests # On the wind # I could hear you # Call my name # Held the sounds # I am lost # I am lost… # She’s at 30%, that’s great.
Come on, Ellie. Come on, Ellie. Good girl. # Now our rainbow # Has gone… # She’s at 50%. Can she do it? Please, please. I think so. # In our rainbow # Now our rainbow # Has gone… # CROWD CHEERS She did it! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE You should be so proud. Aww, give it up for Ellie, guys! She was incredible. How did it feel when the
mirror opened? Amazing. Just wanted to cry. Aww! You know that if you win you get to
perform on Strictly Come Dancing? What would that mean to you? Everything. I’ve watched it since
I was a little girl. Really? Yeah! Oh, that’s fantastic. Ellie, I love
how emotional that was. I would really love, love
to work with you, because I just think together we
could just take it up a notch. That was amazing. I’m, like,
so speechless. I’m like, “oh!” JORDAN: Great comments, guys.
Great comments! Ellie, that was really beautiful. You can really tell the commitment
that you have given to dance your whole life. My only note I would give to you is you’re trying to do what you’ve
seen other dancers do – I want it to be personal for you,
and I think it was beautiful. I think Oti can do a lot of really
great work with you, so I think that would be a
really good connection. Great job. APPLAUSE I agree with both captains. I think it was stunning –
the work, the moves. I could feel your dedication
and commitment. I used to do ballet when
was your age and it was all just for passion,
and I know you have that, for sure, but your extensions, your movement
is absolutely top-class, like, it is so beautiful. You can see how much work you put
into what you do, so, congratulations. APPLAUSE Give it up for Ellie, everyone. Well done. She’s so sweet! I’ve not seen that dance before, and it’s the first time
I’ve ever seen it, so I’m proud of my sister… # My salvation… # I loved Ellie’s technique. I thought
she was incredibly talented. But she was so nervous.
She is a child. Exactly. Walking into any audition
is a nerve-racking experience. For a lot of these dances that are
going to come on the show, this is probably going to be
the biggest opportunity and the biggest stage
that they will ever perform on. I totally relate to what
those dancers are going through before they hit the stage. How are you feeling? Nervous.
Nervous? Yeah. Bit excited, or mostly nervous? Mostly nervous! When I was young
and I did dance competitions, the nerves I used to have
used to get so powerful that I actually used to retch
before I went onto stage. Waiting is the worst! I used to get really
nervous. I used to… Before I found a way to overcome it,
it used to be really hard for me. I, like, need to jump around the
room for something. Yeah, like… Jump around! We was just jumping around. Yeah, we
were jumping around. Don’t doubt it. I actually used to be
like, “urgh!” at the side. Me dance teacher would be like, “Temperamental child,
get out there.” For me, I always have a checklist
of, “Have you done this? Yes. “Do you feel warm?
Have you stretched out? “Do you know what you do?” AMELIA: Do you have any, like,
rituals to help with the words? Sugar. As a professional, you work
your nerves in a good way so that the outcome of your
performance is a positive one. It’ll be all right. Just suck it in. Some people, nerves are
debilitating to them, and they crumble. So, I think it’s going
to be interesting seeing the different people
walk into the room, and if they own it,
or if they don’t. Just to do this, it’s just…
I’m in awe. I just love it.
I just think it’s amazing. I can do the two-step. I’ve no idea one step –
what’s the two-step?! Are you ready?
Hyped, man. I’m hyped. Are you hyped? More than hyped.
I’m Morgan Freeman hyped. Not nervous this time?
Never nervous! Can you imagine
if we don’t get through? The mirrors…don’t open.
Don’t open. INTERCOM BUZZES Hello, Greatest Dancer Studio. Hi! Hi! How you doing? What’s up, girls?! ALL: Hi! LAUGHTER Hey, hey! How are you guys? Really good.
Are you feeling good? I’m feeling good. Good man. Amazing.
What’s the name of your act? Urban Jokers. # Oh, oh, oh # Can’t get enough of you… # What’s your name? Hi! TJ and Hamish. How old are you guys? 19. 19. How old are you? Oh, I want you to guess my age. Turn round.
Girls, what are we saying? How old? 26. Yeah, I’d go with 26. Come on! And you’re all wrong. Oh! Oh, no! But in a good way – I’m 30. You’re 30?! I’m blushing, man! Stop that! I like them, they’re fun. They’ve got comedy in their routine. Yeah, but the show’s called
The Greatest Dancer, not The Comedy Dancer. They’re ready for you. Are they ready for us? Good luck! Thank you. So nice to meet you, as well.
Not at all. Lights down. Quiet, please. MUSIC: New Day
by Alicia Keys Definitely all right. # Party people say # Party people say ay! # It’s a new day # It’s a new day # Celebrate and say… # See some lights. Lights coming up. # Celebrate and say # Celebrate and say ay, ay, ay # Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay # Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay… # Straight away! That was quick. Yeah! # Dance! # Boogie wonderland # Dance! # Dance! # Boogie wonderland # Dance! # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, yeah! You really brought joy to us. Do you guys know, there’s actually
£50,000? Oh, yeah, that face, right? Yeah! Oh, show me the money! You guys are amazing, and I think
you are real contenders for this competition.
Yeah. So, well done! I just want to get in a dance studio
with you and just have fun, cos you guys just look like
I would love to hang out with you. Mr Schue wants to work with us? Yes! Yes! Come on, brother! Come on, Mr Schue. Give it up for Urban Jokers! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING I can’t believe
this is our first day. It’s amazing. Feels like
we’ve been doing it for days. It’s gone by. I love it. What style of dance do you do?
Everything. What are you doing today? Today we’re doing tap. Tap! When I was really, really young,
I started ballet and tap and then I didn’t want to wear the
little leotards any more, so turned to street dance. MUSIC: Happy by
C2C (featuring Derek Martin) # You’ll never feel happy
until you try… # Look at the lights already! # Never feel happy until you try # You’ll never feel happy… # I get to see all the lights, like
ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Yeah! # Never feel happy until you try # You’ll never feel happy until
you try # Never feel happy until you try # You’ll never feel happy until
you try CHEERING # Never feel happy until you try # You never, never, never, never # Never, never, never, never feel # You’ll never feel happy
until you try # Never feel happy until you try # You’ll never feel happy # Until you try. # APPLAUSE AND CHEERING MUSIC: Ain’t Giving Up
by Craig David and Sigala # Ain’t giving up on you # Ain’t giving up on you… # I absolutely love tap. I thought you were amazing. Your tap and your style – fresh. APPLAUSE Well, you guys are going right
up my alley right now. You know, my idol is Gene Kelly. Gene Kelly was just kind
of down and dirty and that’s what you guys
are doing, I loved it. Thank you so much,
we’ll see you at the call-backs. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING That way! THEY CHEER At the end of this,
the call-backs. Are we going to fight, Cheryl?
I know. This is all… We’re going to have a fight. This is
a beautiful moment we had here. It’s been nice, guys.
Been nice knowing you. It’s nice while it lasted. OTI AND CHERYL LAUGH Look where they are. Hello. Hello.
What’s your name? Andrew. Would you like to take a seat?
Thank you. Where, Mum? Sit over here. Right, it’s time for showtime! Cos it’s all about me now, Mum. Is it? It always is about you.
AMELIA LAUGHS Mum, look. Got your dancing feet on. Don’t start doing tap dancing. Er… Don’t you change your routine. Mum, I’m not, Mum. HE TAPS RHYTHMICALLY It’s like flamenco, isn’t it?
Yeehaw! # Think about it # There must be higher love # Down in my heart # Hidden in the stars above # Without it # Life is wasted time # Look inside your heart # I’ll look inside mine… # Hi, I’m Donna, and I’m Andrew’s mum. Andrew started showing an interest
in dance when he was about 11. He really got into
Strictly Come Dancing. He used to re-enact all
the dances in our living room. He had a natural rhythm, he knew to put a tango face on
or his hips to the samba, and it just made him feel joyful
and that’s what started him on his love of dance. I think they’re going to love it,
Mum. Just got to remember to use the
whole stage and look forward. I’ve got a plan. Have you? Oh, dear. He’s got a plan. Yeah.
It’s a bit worrying. If you fall over, remember,
just carry on. If you go wrong… What, fall over?
Just carry on, yeah? I… I’m a balanced boy. You’re a balanced boy.
Like Billy Elliot. Andrew, when he walks,
he is quite flat-footed and I call him the plodder and we
have a bit of a laugh about it, that stomps around. But when the music comes on,
he has balletic movements, he points his toes,
he is just so graceful. Dance has helped Andrew’s
confidence enormously. His self-esteem has rocketed. To see Andrew on
The Greatest Dancer, auditioning for these people,
I will be so proud. Beyond proud. Oh, look, Tom. Tom, there he is. Tom, Tom. There’s Andrew. # Bring me a higher love… # Go on, Andrew. # Bring me a higher love, oh… # Come on, brother. Going to start dancing? Go for it. # I could rise above
on this higher love… # You can start anywhere
that you want to. I love you, brother. # Bring me a higher love # Where is that higher love
I keep thinking of? # MUSIC: Can’t Stop The Feeling
by Justin Timberlake Come on, Andrew. # I got this feelin’ inside my bones # It goes electric,
wavy when I turn it on… # Yes, Andrew. # All through my city,
all through my home… # Get your fingers crossed. Oh! # We’re flyin’ up, no ceilin’
When we in our zone… # Let’s go, Andrew! # Sunshine in my pocket # Got that good soul in my feet # I feel that hot blood
in my body… # Come on, Andrew! # Ooh! # Look at all of these lights. # Movin’ so phenomenally… # APPLAUSE AND CHEERING # Under the lights
when everything goes # Nowhere to hide when I’m gettin’
you close # When we move,
well, you already know… # Go on, Andrew! # Just imagine, just imagine # Nothin’ I can see but you
when you dance, dance, dance # Feel a good,
good creepin’ up on you # So keep dancin’ # I can’t stop the feeling # So just dance, dance, dance # I can’t stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body
I can’t stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body # I can’t stop the feeling # Wanna see you move your body # I can’t stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body,
come on # Break it down # Got this feeling in my body # Can’t stop the feeling # Got this feeling in my body,
come on. # APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Yes, Andrew! CHEERING MUSIC: I Get To Love you
by Ruelle # One look at you # My whole life… # Oh, well done, mate. # Falls in line # I prayed for you… # Oh, my goodness!
That was unbelievable. # Before I called you mine… # CHEERING I just feel really moved
by the whole thing. Like, that was amazing and to
watch you and see your excitement, see how much you thrive from an
audience is such a special moment. You should be really
proud of yourself. You clearly need to
be doing this more because it does something for
your soul. You’re in your element. # I get to love you # It’s the best thing
that I’ll do… # You did it, buddy. That was absolutely incredible. But, I just have to say, I think you’re going to inspire a
lot of people with that performance you just gave us today,
so thank you so much for that gift. CHEERING He’s a bit overwhelmed by you,
Matthew. Oh…! Cos Glee is his absolute
favourite programme. Yeah. Apart from Strictly, obviously. OTI: Oh! Andrew, you are amazing! CHEERING Do you know what?
I think you’re the total showman. Once the mirrors opened, you were
a whole different person. I was like, “Yes! Yes, Andrew!” Andrew, how are you feeling? ANDREW: Fantastic. CROWD: Aww. I’ll be in tears for him.
You’ll be in tears? Aw. Mum, you must be so proud. I’m beyond proud. I really am beyond proud.
He does, you’re quite right, just comes to life in dance
and it’s his absolute passion. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING I want to be up there. You want
to up there? Yeah, see him. Do you want to go up?
Yeah. Come on, then. # When the sharpest words
want to cut me down… # Wasn’t that amazing? Come on, Tom.
Come with me, mate. Ready, bro? Aww. Guys…
CHEERING Andrew’s best mate, Tom,
wants to say hi. # Look out cos here I come # And I’m marching on to
the beat I drum # I’m not scared to be seen
I make no apologies # This is me
Oh-oh-oh-oh # Oh-oh-oh-oh… # Well done, mate.
Come on, Tom, let’s get off. OTI: Yes, Andrew!
CHEERING This is why we love dance because
it makes us all feel so good. Guys, give it up for Andrew! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING # And I’m marching on to
the beat I drum # Marching on, marching on
I’m not scared to be seen # I make no apologies # This is me # When the sharpest words
wanna cut me down # Whenever the fire’s gone
I’m sending a flood # Gonna drown them out
Whenever the fire’s gone # Oh-oh-oh-oh # In the depths of my heart
Oh-oh-oh-oh # This is me. # Yes, yes, yes. That was
overwhelming. That was so amazing! # Bring me a higher love… # Wow, you did it! It’s just wonderful,
watching him do what he loves most. Hey, that was your stage, wasn’t it?
Oh, my God. His spirit is what this show
is all about. Yes. Yeah. ANDREW: I loved it. I loved it. Thank you, Mum. You OK? # Where’s that higher love
I keep thinking of? # CHEERING Let’s go. Wow! Amazing! Amazing! Couldn’t take
my eyes off you. It was a mess.
No, that’s terrible. What is going on? You can be any age and any size, you
can still go out there and kick it. Whoo! Yes! I hope that that mirror opens.
They are sick. You just blew me away. APPLAUSE

First Aid Kits and Tips : Treating a Strained Muscle: First Aid for Minor Injuries

First Aid Kits and Tips : Treating a Strained Muscle: First Aid for Minor Injuries


Hi! I’m Tracey Cullers on behalf of expertvillage.com.
In this segment, I’ll show you how to take care of a strained muscle. First of all, you
want to use an Ace bandage or a compression stocking to go around and dress the area.
You are going to start at the area farthest from the heart and move upwards using overlapping
wraps around. Go ahead and go to the bottom of the injured area all the way to above the
top of the injured area. Some of the bandages come with clips that you can use. I prefer
to just use tape. Next, you want to elevate the injured area. I’m going to use this
cooler. Go ahead and stick your leg up there. Elevation and rest will do a lot of good for
it. Next, I will put ice on the area. This is going to constrict the blood flow, help
the muscle to feel better, and reduce swelling and bruising. In addition to this, I would
suggest ibuprofen, and going home as soon as possible.

First Aid Kits and Tips : Treating a Bee Sting: First Aid for Minor Injuries

First Aid Kits and Tips : Treating a Bee Sting: First Aid for Minor Injuries


Hi! I’m Tracey Cullers on behalf of expertvillage.com.
In this segment, I’ll show you how to take care of a bee sting. The most important thing
to do is to get rid of the stinger. If it stays in it can keep hurting. An easy way
to do it is to take a credit card or a phone card and slide it across until it comes off.
Then you want to watch for any allergic reactions. If she immediately will turn and gets big
hives, have difficulty swallowing or breathing, you would want to call 911. If it’s going
to be just a simple case of pain then there are several things that you can do to ease
the pain. You can make a mixture of baking soda and water and put it on there. You could
use meat tenderizer that also works. Make a paste and put it on the sting. I like to
use aspirin. You just take an aspirin and crush it up. If you do not have a mortar and
pestle go ahead and use metal spoons, crush it between them, and make a paste with water
and aspirin. Just a little bit of water will do. Then put that on the injury. That’s
going to make the bee sting feel a whole lot better.